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Possessed of the Holy Spirit, joyous Christians, oozing happiness, feel that their mission in life is to spread their delusional bliss among everyone else. This ecstatic individual was spotted in London trying to impart “good news” to the heathen hordes. But what was on his placard?

Post your suggestions, and you could win something far more valuable and entertaining than Eternity (yawn) in the company of God, Jesus, Jerry Falwell, Mary Whitehouse and all the Angels – a fun-filled year’s free subscription to the Freethinker!

Entries close on August 31, 2007, so get creative!

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13 Responses to “Spreading God’s Happiness”

  1. REJOICE!

  2. “Single white male, 70 years old, no sense of humour, seeking similar”

  3. I was Jerry Springer’s stunt double – now look at me!

  4. I’ve been all dressed up for 60 years with no where to go

  5. This is my wife’s fault.

    The Devil made me do it.

    GIGO

    Desperately seeking oblivion.

    Basically clueless.

  6. fuck it all. I`m all right jack

  7. I`ve nowt to say. I don`t believe a word of it, anyway.

  8. I`m a Christian. That says it all.Follow me, I`m in front.

  9. Trust me. I`m a man of GOD.

  10. I pray night and day and all I got was this lousey hat.

  11. My board, like my mind, is free of all thought.

  12. Believe in GOD, and you’ll find happiness.

  13. Rejoice and Be Happy for the Grace of Our God is With us.