
Photo: Barry Duke
Possessed of the Holy Spirit, joyous Christians, oozing happiness, feel that their mission in life is to spread their delusional bliss among everyone else. This ecstatic individual was spotted in London trying to impart “good news” to the heathen hordes. But what was on his placard?
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Entries close on August 31, 2007, so get creative!


The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
July 6th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
REJOICE!
July 7th, 2007 at 1:52 am
“Single white male, 70 years old, no sense of humour, seeking similar”
July 9th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I was Jerry Springer’s stunt double – now look at me!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I’ve been all dressed up for 60 years with no where to go
July 11th, 2007 at 10:47 am
This is my wife’s fault.
The Devil made me do it.
GIGO
Desperately seeking oblivion.
Basically clueless.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
fuck it all. I`m all right jack
July 13th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I`ve nowt to say. I don`t believe a word of it, anyway.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I`m a Christian. That says it all.Follow me, I`m in front.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Trust me. I`m a man of GOD.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I pray night and day and all I got was this lousey hat.
July 14th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
My board, like my mind, is free of all thought.
July 27th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Believe in GOD, and you’ll find happiness.
August 21st, 2007 at 6:51 am
Rejoice and Be Happy for the Grace of Our God is With us.