“Bugger me,” puffed Mohammed, rapidly running out of rod. “I wish I’d brought more Viagra when I took this job testing models down at the Mecca Outdoor Inflatable Male Emporium!”
THE winner of our August placard contest is Marcus, who suggested the caption above. He wins a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker.
Today, we have a caption contest for the picture below, the source of which is unknown.
The deadline for entries is October 31, so get creative now! Again, the prize is a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker.
The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
October 1st, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Mum? Is that you?
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
I can’t enter the competition because I’m a contributor, but I rather like, “Oi, psst, lift yer robes up, ladies, me fuckin’ bomb’s rolled under here somewhere.”
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
..mmmm..is this the Frank Spencer convention??
October 4th, 2007 at 6:33 am
Sheesh! Now that’s getting caught in public without your pants on!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:26 am
While infidels are content to ‘poke’ a familiar face on facebook.com, aficionados of the social networking site faceburqa.af prefer a good stoning.