Don’t you go a-messin’ with the Swedish gay Mafia

These guys are ruthless. Piss them off, and they’ll do far worse than break your coffee table’s legs – they’ll throw darts at your photographs!

Frankly, we are shocked. When we think of Sweden, images spring to mind of lovely landscapes, sexy blond people, Ikea furniture, that lovable, tubby chef in the Muppets … oh, and Lars Vilks, the cartoonist who received death threats from Muslims for his Modog drawings.

We had no idea that the country was secretly being run by the “Homomafia”.

But thanks to an email we received last night from someone called “Kregus”, we can reveal a shocking truth: The Good Christian Folk of Sweden are living in fear of homo thugs, who will stop at nothing to advance their agenda – which includes the normalisation of paedophilia.

But an organisation called AMOSO is here to save the day. AMOSO has no fear of telling the “truth” about the “homomafia” – more commonly known as the Swedish Federation for Gay and Lesbian Rights (RFSL).

And how does it do this? By planting charming little messages in boxes of children’s toys.

Earlier this year, the Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Tidningen reported on the birthday surprise little Rufus Karisson, 6, received when his dad gave him a gift bought from Toys R Us in Göteborg.

A card, bearing this message, fell out of the box:

Homosexuals transmit AIDS when they are licking each other’s butt holes. What else are they doing? Visit www.amoso.se. Dislike homosexuality, not the homosexual person.

No-one knows how the card found its way into the box.

AMOSO is a Swedish acronym for “Exposing myths about sexual orientation,” and is run by Ron Linden (aka Ronnie Lindén), a loopy Swede living in the US.

According to the Box Turtle Bulletin:

His web site features all the worst examples of junk science commonly found in extremist anti-gay propaganda.

Part of Amoso’s anti-homomafia’s programme is to tour the country with a roadshow that implores Swedes to turn the clock back to a time before the liberating 1960s.

Around the middle of the last century our people were in full swing reaping the harvest of the great sobriety and Christian revivals … Today the situation is drastically different. In a 2002 survey of 25 countries asked the question: “Do you believe in God?” The highest affirmative response was in Portugal where 92 percent declared a faith in God. Sweden was on the bottom of the list with only 32 percent declaring a faith in God. USA was at 84 percent (3rd from the top). Sweden was also on the very bottom when the question asked was: “Do you believe in a hell?” And again at the bottom when the question was: “Do you go to church at least once a month? Sweden was at the bottom with 8 percent (USA 48 percent).

Amoso continues its lament:

But even after loosing (sic) our Christian moorings, how could promiscuity in general and sodomy in particular invade our beloved country so rapidly?

Amoso’s main aim is to “prevent future generations of homosexuals” from occurring.

The sole purpose of my website is to inform all parents and grandparents on how to prevent a homosexual outcome in their offspring once they reach puberty. If you have already chosen the homosexual orientation, this website is not for you. Please exit the website so that its contents may not upset you.

The purpose was never to elicit the wrath of the homosexual community here in Sweden, although I realize in retrospect why it has become an unintended consequence as I expose what the homosexual lifestyle is all about. However, all parents – especially fathers – need to understand what’s at stake, so that they may do what they can to prevent a homosexual outcome in their little ones.

It’s hardly surprising then that Amaso’s roadshows are dogged by fizzing gays, and refusals by newspapers to accept its ads.

Complains AMASO:

The Chief Editor for Närkes Allehanda (Ulf Andersson), found our material to be ‘incitement of violence’.

Now there’s a surprise!

During its 2006 tour, rocks were thrown at the Amoso vehicle – then, horror of horrors – Amoso members spotted people attending a Pride festival in Stockholm throwing darts at pictures of known homophobes. Including – gasp – the Pope!

Bleats Amoso:

If that’s not incitement then what in the world is? The Pope has, of course, constant physical protection but how must the other gentlemen have felt?

Errr, full of hole-iness?