Comments on: Good News for Christians about oral sex … oh and threesomes, buggery and masturbation!

By: blacklotus

blacklotus — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:29:57 +0000

OH my goodness… this is not right people. the marriage bed is undefiled, it says so in the bible. masturbation is wrong, because you serve ’self’, you become a slave to your desires. the bible says if you cannot contain you should get married. the husband and wife then should satisfy each other, as the Bible puts it,defraud not each other, except for a time with mutual consent,so that you can give yourselves to fasting and prayer, then come together again, so that you will not be tempted for your lack of self control.

By: Barry Duke

Barry Duke — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:51:20 +0000

SexinChrist explains it thus:
Many people are under the impression that the Bible specifically forbids masturbation. In reality, the Bible does not even mention masturbation. The story of Onan (Genesis 38:7-10) is always cited as an example of how God will punish masturbators; this is where we get the term “Onanism,” which refers to masturbation. However, the story of Onan has absolutely nothing to do with masturbating. After his brother died, Onan was commanded by God to impregnate his brother’s wife. Onan had sex with her, but defied God by pulling out before he ejaculated so she wouldn’t get pregnant. His seed spilled on the ground – due to coitus interruptus, not masturbation – but this detail became equated with masturbation by those who apparently had their own agenda.

By: LF

LF — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:12:47 +0000

How come “spilling seed is an affront to the Lord” and “masturbation is truly a gift from God”?

By: Michael Cohen

Michael Cohen — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:41:44 +0000

Well thank fuck for that
Now i can become a christian and give her one up the Wrong’un-I truly didn’t know that Jesus was so Broadminded-

By: michael martin

michael martin — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:45:25 +0000

That’ll probably not work