PILLOCK of the Week prize today goes to Dr Daniel Deng Bul, the Archbishop of Juba and Primate of the Sudan, who yesterday said that Sudanese Christians were being murdered by Muslims because the Anglican Church was seen to approve same-sex unions.
Dr 'Bull Dung" Deng
In a statement released on the second day of the Lambeth Conference, the Sudanese church called upon the American church to “respect the authority of the Bible,” refrain from ordaining gay priests or bishops, halt gay blessings, and “cease court actions” against traditionalists “with immediate effect.”
The American Church’s experiments with gay blessings and bishops had led to the deaths of Sudanese Christians, said Dr “Bull Dung” Deng in an impromptu press conference in the Lambeth Conference media room.
Proof, Dr Deng, if you please? As far as we know, Islamists in the Sudan label EVERYONE who isn’t a Muslim an “infidel” – and these murderous zealots have never needed an excuse for indulging a bit of recreational blood-letting of “kufrs” in the past.
In calling for the resignation of the Bishop of New Hampshire, Gene Robinson, Deng said that, because of the actions of the American church:
We are called infidels in the Islamic world. It will give [Islamist militants] reason to kill Sudanese Christians.
Ah, Dr Deng, you slippery, disingenuous bugger, so they haven’t actually killed anyone yet for the reason you stated.
According to this report, Deng’s statement, backed by over 150 bishops from 17 Global South provinces presents a significant blow to Dr Rowan Williams’ hopes of averting a crisis at the 14th Lambeth Conference.
Deng said there was “already a breakdown of the Anglican Communion.” To prevent its wholesale collapse, “Gene Robinson should resign.”
The idiot Deng said his church had come to Lambeth to tell the Communion its views on homosexuality and church order.
God is not making a mistake in creating an Adam and an Eve. He would have made two Adams if homosexuality were natural and not perverse.
Coming next week: A batty cleric blames global warming, ingrown toenails and collapsed souffles on gay marriage.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Well thats first Class Blackmail –”Stick to the bible or your flock will be killed by the murdering Swine”. Still all done in the name of Jesus so thats ok
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I wonder what we’d find out if Western-style media attention were brought to bear on all those African bishops? I suspect it would be a lot spicier than the odd bit of gayitude. I suspect that a proper investigative journalist or two would find massive corruption and sexual depravity. But at the moment, because they are virtually free of media scrutiny at home, peole like this bish can pose as holier than us. Well, our Anglicans, anyway.
Oh, and Muslims have been killing Christians in Darfur for a few years now, because they’re members of different religions (and races). The usual reasons, in fact. No gayosity required.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Let us not also forget that the Darfuris being slaughtered by the Sudanese government and their janjaweed surrogates are in fact Moslems. I doubt very much whether the genocide they are suffering has anything to do with obscure debates within the CofE Synod.