http://freethinker.co.uk/2008/09/07/will-church-themed-bars-bring-boozers-closer-to-god/ The voice of atheism since 1881 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:51:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://freethinker.co.uk/2008/09/07/will-church-themed-bars-bring-boozers-closer-to-god/comment-page-1/#comment-8122 Paul Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:25:10 +0000 http://www.freethinker.co.uk/?p=1749#comment-8122 Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you pleased to see me? Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

]]> http://freethinker.co.uk/2008/09/07/will-church-themed-bars-bring-boozers-closer-to-god/comment-page-1/#comment-8121 Andy Armitage Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:08:41 +0000 http://www.freethinker.co.uk/?p=1749#comment-8121 Ooopsh! Shorry, I’m a bit pished. Didn’t mean to shpill it down your, your cas— cass— cashock thingy. Whatsh tha’? That thing over there? Big crosh thingy with man on it. Big hunky man on. Nice pecs. Wouldn't be sheen dead in that hat, though! <i>Hic!</i> Tee-hee-hee. I’m pished. <i>Hic!</i> You’re my besht friend, you are. I love you. Whash this, then? Body of who? Looks like a Walker’s crisp. Is it cheeshe and onon? Tee-hee-hee. <i>Hic!</i> Whash this pish? Blood of who? Whash that round your neck, then? Looksh like you’re being shtrangled by a polo mint. Tee-hee-hee. <i>Hic!</i> Bishop of <i>what</i>? I love you, I do. You’re my besht friend. Oh, God, I’m pished. Never again. Go on, then jush one more. Blood of who, did you shay? Ooopsh! Shorry, I’m a bit pished. Didn’t mean to shpill it down your, your cas— cass— cashock thingy. Whatsh tha’? That thing over there? Big crosh thingy with man on it. Big hunky man on. Nice pecs. Wouldn’t be sheen dead in that hat, though! Hic! Tee-hee-hee. I’m pished. Hic! You’re my besht friend, you are. I love you. Whash this, then? Body of who? Looks like a Walker’s crisp. Is it cheeshe and onon? Tee-hee-hee. Hic! Whash this pish? Blood of who? Whash that round your neck, then? Looksh like you’re being shtrangled by a polo mint. Tee-hee-hee. Hic! Bishop of what? I love you, I do. You’re my besht friend. Oh, God, I’m pished. Never again. Go on, then jush one more. Blood of who, did you shay?

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