WHEN an appeal was recently relaunched for funds to put an atheist message on London buses, Christian Voice’s cretinous Stephen “Birdshit” Green commented:
Apparently, an atheist blogger named Jon Worth came up with the idea, but his fellow humanists, not known for their generosity, wouldn’t stump up the cash. Now Richard Dawkins, whose anti-Christian zeal knows little bounds, is to finance the doomed venture.
Some doomed venture! Less than a month after Green’s latest premature articulation, Worth’s campaign has raised a staggering £107,433.16 – and that’s not counting Richard Dawkins’ donation and Gift Aid.
So, as of today, there is more than £113,000 in the coffers, enough to take the message “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life” across the entire country!
If Green is truly in search of a genuine “doomed venture”, he need look no further than the petition he launched to have his court costs of £90,000 waived, following his disastrous attempt to bring a private prosecution against the BBC for screening Jerry Springer, the Opera.
The petition went tits up at the outset. Hundreds saw it as a marvellous opportunity to tell the creature precisely what they thought of him.
The messianic Green
Here are some samples:
He has written to both Mark Thompson [of the BBC and Jonathan Thoday [of JSTO] inviting them to waive their costs in the interests of goodwill and justice. Would these be the same principles of goodwill and justice which persuaded the odious little shit to embark on his crackpot legal crusade in the first place?
And:
Stephen, if I wasn’t an atheist I would pray for you to rot in hell, you bile-filled neanderthal scumbag. But I’ll settle for you being regularly arse raped in the showers when you go to prison for non-payment of the court costs.
And:
I was going to write something witty and incisive about Stephen Green and his hate-filled delusional followers but decided it isn’t worth the bother really. So instead I’m just going to laugh at him and the predicament he has put himself in. Ha ha ha ha ha ….. You twat!
And:
Not even in my blondest of moments – and I get a lot of these at my age – would I EVER have appointed you my representative on Earth, Stephen Green. That’s because you, my son, are a conniving, malicious, vindictive, manipulative, lying, blackmailing arsehole with an aggravated god complex – and a rather suspicious and unhealthy obsession with bum sex. You really ought to stay away from gay pride marches – you’ve been to more homo parades than my colleague Mohammed has had hot virgins! I warned you about your behaviour a while back when I sent a gull to deposit a dollop of shit on you – but did you take the message on board? Did you, fuck! Now just pay up, shut up, and find yourself a new hobby. The one you have now is fucking up my image, big time, and I am not happy. As you know, an unhappy god is a wrathful god. Next time, twerp, I’ll pelt you with a good deal more than guano and a big legal bill – Jehovah.
There are hundreds more like this – certainly enough to inform Green that his brand of bigotry will simply not be tolerated by sensible Brits.
Where the petition DID succeed was in producing one of the funniest reads on the internet, and I even used it to suggest to Green that he should publish a book containing the choicest comments which he could then sell to fund his court costs.
So far, he has not acted on the suggestion.
By the way, a counter-petition, demanding that the court cost NOT be waived, attracted 1,482 genuine signatures.
What a loser!
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