â€¦ And May All Your Christmases Be White
THOSE fundie nutters over at the American Family Association want Christians to
Let their â€˜light’ Shine For Christ This Christmas Season!
But in offering the faithful its latest bit of Christmas tat, the AFA seems unaware that a blazing cross in one’s garden might possibly send out the wrong signals to passers-by – and may even invite a brick through the window.
The AFA asks:
Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season to honour our Lord Jesus?
Now you can…. with the â€˜Original Christmas Cross’ yard decoration.
Light up your front yard, porch, patio, driveway, business, organisation or church this holiday season with a stunning Christmas cross.
Hmmm. It would certainly not be out of place at this church.
The weatherproof Christmas Cross is 5.5 feet tall, with 210 individual ultra bright lights; assembles in just minutes;Â and you don’t need the skills of Jesus the carpenter to put it together – one screwdriver is all it takes.
Says the AFA:
You won’t find the â€˜Original Christmas Cross’ in stores, so order online today!
We understand that each order ships with a complementary copy of Mississippi Burning.
HAT TIP: Dave McKeegan