… And May All Your Christmases Be White

THOSE fundie nutters over at the American Family Association want Christians to

Let their ‘light’ Shine For Christ This Christmas Season!

But in offering the faithful its latest bit of Christmas tat, the AFA seems unaware that a blazing cross in one’s garden might possibly send out the wrong signals to passers-by – and may even invite a brick through the window.

The AFA asks:

Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season to honour our Lord Jesus?

Now you can…. with the ‘Original Christmas Cross’ yard decoration.

Light up your front yard, porch, patio, driveway, business, organisation or church this holiday season with a stunning Christmas cross.

Hmmm. It would certainly not be out of place at this church.

... and may all your Christmases be white

... and may all your Christmases be white

The weatherproof Christmas Cross is 5.5 feet tall, with 210 individual ultra bright lights; assembles in just minutes;  and you don’t need the skills of Jesus the carpenter to put it together – one screwdriver is all it takes.

Says the AFA:

You won’t find the ‘Original Christmas Cross’ in stores, so order online today!

We understand that each order ships with a complementary copy of Mississippi Burning.

HAT TIP: Dave McKeegan