ONE of the brightest stars in a galaxy of Muslim morons is Australia’s legendary spouter of misogynistic crap, sheik Taj Din al-Hilali.
And talking of crap, he’s right up to the neck in it after being caught on camera kicking in a door at his own mosque – then calling police to report an act of vandalism.
Hilali, with an appropriate Photoshop adornment to his hat
According to this report, the head imam at the Lakemba mosque, who caused outrage in 2006 by comparing scantily clad women to uncovered meat, was shown on a CCTV security tape kicking open the door just minutes before reporting the incident.
Australia’s Nine Network’s A Current Affair last night broadcast the videotape from March 9, showing the incident, which Sheik Hilali initially denied.
Said the loony rug-butter:
There is a trick in this camera. There is a trick in this film.
But in a letter sent by Sheik Hilali’s lawyers to ACA this week, he admitted kicking the door, saying the damage had already been done to the door before he kicked it. The letter claimed:
What he did do was to kick open a door to the mosque that had already been damaged by others in order to gain entry to it.
Lebanese Muslim Association President Shawky Kassir said they had called the police:
For a little problem, but we have fixed (it) and everything is under control.
The footage shows four young men locking the door behind them at 10.28pm.
Nine minutes later, Sheik Hilali checks the lock and pushes on the top of the door, bending it on its hinges. After checking the corridor, he disappears from view before rushing towards it and kicking it open at 10.46pm.
It is understood the name of a suspected culprit was put forward to NSW police, but it is not known if he was interviewed by the authorities.
A NSW Police media spokesperson said they started to investigate the matter but three days later were told by a mosque official that he did not wish to take the matter any further.
The matter remains under investigation. Further senior members of the local community will be consulted to discuss the incident.
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Hat tip Andy Armitage of the Pink Triangle Trust.
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March 20th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Surely making false claims is his job?
March 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am
The insurance company wont be paying out. It was an Act of Godbotherer.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Does this remind anybody else of that story from last year about Rev Janet ‘dead hedgehog’ Magee calling police to report a hate campaign that she orchestrated against herself?
March 20th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Stuart W. There is a big difference between a hedgehog and a mosque.
A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
March 20th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
What a twat! I know this aint as funny as the other posts but you cant deny it accuracy.
I was gonna do a comment along the lines of “Caught brown handed” making reference to their weird bum wiping habits but couldn’t remember which hand they used, so I looked it up and came across this! When leaving the toilet one should also say a prayer, “Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief.”
There cant be many religions that thank their god for helping them have a shit!
March 20th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Let’s hope they throw the book at the godly git. But I’m going to make a secular prophecy, that other Muslim bigwigs will be caught trying the same sort of thing. We may see a spate of mysterious midnight mosque molestation.
March 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
If memory serves, it’s not a ‘sin’ for members of the arab death cult to lie their heads off to non members. That together with theft, murder, rape etc., etc…
March 20th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I see this, and the damage of other superstitous nutters, as a tribute to atheists. Such is the peaceful, temperate and law abiding approach of atheists that these nutters are short of persecutors. What to do? Smash up the mosque or whatever themselves.
The alternative, apart from the problem of their closed mind ignorance which rules out discussion, would be to get stroppy because we say things they don’t like. However, a smashed door is so much more tangible.
March 20th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
newspaniard. On target. I suppose we non believers have misunderstood their holy book yet again.
March 20th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
1. Wait for others to leave mosque. Check
2. Kick door in. Check
3. Call the police. Check
4. Give statement blaming Abdul. Check
5. De-activate CCTV. Doh!
March 20th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
For fellow thickies who also didn’t get the joke, I’ve just noticed that the writing on the hat reads, ‘village idiot’. Hehehehehe
March 20th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Maybe he considers himself one of the ‘Five Pillocks of Islam’.
March 20th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Looks like this twats’ attempt to portray islam/muzzies as victims has backfired.
Maybe the Aussie immigration people should kick in his door for real. While he’s standing there stunned ex-prime minister John Howard could walk in and say “Get out!”, as the police haul him away and put him on a magic carpet to Mecca.
One more thing. What about wasting police time or simply telling the feds porky pies? That’s a crime isn’t it?
March 20th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Wurble, that’s sort of like saying grace but at the opposite end, for what we are about to excrete may the lord make us truly thankful amen.
March 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
For a moment I thought that hat said “Do you want fries with your bacon-burgher” Silly me!
March 20th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Angela K
How about “Stop me and buy one”? Or better still, “Hit me and nick one”.
March 20th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
This isn’t really an issue on religion, just sheer idiocy.
March 20th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Sarah. And the difference is?
March 20th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Sarah
The point is that this is a religious issue.
The wizard wanted to portray muslims as victims of hate crime. I don’t know why. Did he want special favours for the “oppressed” mohammedans?
What I don’t like is that so far, the only comeback from his crime (that’s what it is) is mild embarrassment and a couple of days’ hilarity in the media.
March 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Er.. Alun I think you’ve got it wrong. The people he hoped to accuse of the vandalism weren’t us infidels but other muslims.
He kicked in the door to try to frame other members of the mosque who were of a different persuasion to his.
Maybe Barry should have called this post ‘sects’ lies and videotape.
March 20th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Ta Remigius
I’ll read it properly next time.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
He wants to win an election by making false claims about his opponent but fortunately he is to stupid to realize how stupid he is. The tactic has a very familiar feel to it though, very democratic.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Aye there’s the rub. Muslims hate non-muslims, but they hate non-non-muslims even more.
Islams eh…I dunno!
March 20th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Bit off topic.
Last time I kicked in a door it was all legal. The foreman told me to go into this three storey office building and remove all the doors and radiators anyway I liked. I felt like Starsky and Hutch, each barrier falling with the strength of just one raised boot. That was until I got to the fire door. The usual one-kick failed so I steeled myself and really went for it. I failed. Undaunted, I took a run up and launched myself using both feet and bounced off just like a cartoon character. Pity that wasn’t on video.
March 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
remigius
“Stuart W. There is a big difference between a hedgehog and a mosque.
A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.”
“1. Wait for others to leave mosque. Check
2. Kick door in. Check
3. Call the police. Check
4. Give statement blaming Abdul. Check
5. De-activate CCTV. Doh!”
“Maybe Barry should have called this post ’sects’ lies and videotape.”
Brilliant stuff! Your were on fire with this one mate!
March 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Godless not gormless.
Thanks for the kind words. I’ve given up sobriety for Lent. Only another 3 weeks left to go. I wonder what’ll give in first, my liver or my bank balance.
March 21st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
You’re welcome remmy, just keep up the good work! Your comments had me in stitches and it’s what I really like about this blog (and many others it must be said). Not only do you get some great and very important information about what madness is going on in this world regarding religious nutters, along with fine well thought out and often very informative responses, but you also get a great laugh which is essential in these times when our freedom is being attacked from all sides and it’s very existence threatened by religious freaks determined that we should all ‘think’ (not really the right word of course) like them.
March 21st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Newspaniard,
Well spotted! I’d have missed out on a good joke otherwise! I never even looked at the wording on the hat.
Cheers!
March 21st, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Godless not gormless.
Bob used to call me remmy. Oh how I miss him.
But he has gone to a better place. Blog oblivion!
March 21st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Bob still does, Remigius – and he still wants you to repent. But I’ve pretty much blocked off all his entry routes, and only I get to see the dolt’s comments. First thing Monday I’m having my Prozac dosage increased.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Barry Duke. So you’ve blocked off all of his entry routes…are you gonna block his exit passage too?
phnaar phnaar.
March 21st, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Oh Remigius, if only I knew how … anyone got semtex?
March 21st, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I don’t…but Diana might!
March 21st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Sorry about that but I learned my humour from watching Basil Brush.
Two muslims get on a train.
BOOM BOOM