Comments on: Pain-in-the-arse Jesus junkie complains about anal beads advertisement

By: Loves a joke

Loves a joke — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 02:35:19 +0000

“Mummy what are anal beads?”
“Beads that come from the planet Uranus”

see problem solved!

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Thu, 09 Apr 2009 05:31:13 +0000

[...] 2. The New Zealand Family First organisation is crying foul over a very funny billboard ad depicting a woman who, it is intimated, is privately deriving pleasure from anal beads during a church service. Given that “the church setting simply adds to the offensive nature by offending a sector of our community who would find the ad in particularly bad taste,” and given that said sector of the community has a right not to be offended, and given that nobody is thinking of teh children, NZ Family First has lodged a complaint with the Advertising Standards Authority. (The Freethinker) [...]

By: Callisto

Callisto — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:21:10 +0000

I love this site! I love you guys, you make me laugh and laugh… you relieve the misery of the spiteful religious wormtongues…
please, never go away!

By: remigius

remigius — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:18:49 +0000

Does ‘…You Have Got [to] be Kidding’ in any way at all, refer to the leisure time activities of those Catholic clergy we are so often reading about in the press?

And is it mandatory?

By: Barry Duke

Barry Duke — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:55:04 +0000

As it happens, Remigius, we do do mail order and gift wrap. The gimp masks come in a variety of materials, the butt plugs in several sizes (small to You Have Got be Kidding), but sadly we don't do the Widdecombe inflatable. Unfortunately, we also don't stock the sort of religiously-themed vaginal and anal inserts which you can only get from the good old US of A here. Divine Interventions are purveyors of such delights as the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, God's Immaculate Rod, and the very popular Jackhammer Jesus.

By: Godless not gormless

Godless not gormless — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:31:21 +0000

remigius

“Catholics have always had a problem with mirth control!”

Brilliant!

By: remigius

remigius — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:14:34 +0000

‘Not a lotta people know this, but I have a part-time job in a sex shop,…’

Does Barry’s Porn Emporium do mail order?

It’s Fathers Day in June. I’m thinking along the lines of a gimp mask, butt plug and an inflatable Ann Widdecombe.

Do you do gift wrap?

By: remigius

remigius — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:51:53 +0000

‘..they wept with uncontrolled mirth!’

Catholics have always had a problem with mirth control!

By: Barry Duke

Barry Duke — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:28:37 +0000

Oh Remigius, thank you so much for that quality comment!

Not a lotta people know this, but I have a part-time job in a sex shop, and have more than a passing acquaintance with anal beads (or love balls as they are also known).

Two of my colleagues are ex-Catholics-turned-atheists, and when I repeated it to them this evening they wept with uncontrolled mirth!

By: remigius

remigius — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:43:35 +0000

cognitive dissident.

Well they both give pleasure to an arsehole!