Comments on: Easter? More like bloody hallowe’en!

By: Postman

Postman — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:39:05 +0000

So, how is the wine-swilling Zombie Jesus different from the tequilla-swilling Santa Muerte?

As Stonyground pointed out, the catholics quite often do seem to miss the similarities.

By: Celsus

Celsus — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:40:11 +0000

Christianism is all about zombies; not so paradoxically, things like resurrection expectation or relics’ adoration are given from a form of excess of narcisism (enterrment as fear for the destruction of the body, preferred to cremation, which is an evolved, hygienical custom), which unmasks the real helleno-roman derivation of christianism (that is, old “paganism” under synchretism).

But better stop quoting these “gods”, ’cause most of them are coming from very outdated literature (“Crite”? “Alcestos”? “Thulis”? “Iao”? They are mostrly written wrong, and their story isn’t so fitting to that of Jesus)

By: Broga

Broga — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:57:07 +0000

Stonyground. I didn’t notice any cardinals amongst these misguided and ignorant sufferers with nails through their hands and bleeding backs. Or even a few priests. Or perhaps Holy Tony might have done a demonstration – say a nail through even one hand.

By: chrsbol

chrsbol — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:22:49 +0000

I love the Easter jokes corny though they are….

Cross your legs I’ve only one nail left.
If you drop that cross again I’ll nail you to it.
Hey I can see our house from here.

etc etc.

By: Stonyground

Stonyground — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:35:55 +0000

The Catholic Church accused another cult of misleading desperate people, I think that they are honestly so lacking in self awareness that they can say such things and just not realise how it applies to themselves as well.

I followed the link and read some of the comments, plenty of people seemed to agree that some people have a pretty sick way of expressing their Christianity, but no one suggesting that Christianity itself is sick.

By: remigius

remigius — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:30:57 +0000

If our fundie-mental friend is lurking can I just say…

‘HAPPY ZOMBIE DAY’, Bob!

And wishing a happy re-birthday to all those crucified saviours who died and rose for our amusement, namely:-

Tammuz of Mesopotamia, Iao of Nepal, Hesus of the Druids, Quezalcoatl, Quirinius of Rome, Prometheus, Thulis of Egypt, Indra of Tibet, Alcestos of Euripides (the only female saviour!)*, Attis of Phrygia, Crite of Chaldaea, Bali of Orissa, Mithras of Persia and most recently Jebus of the Jews.

If I have forgotten anyone then don’t worry. They know who they are, after all they’re omniscient eh!

*Come on girls, make an effort.

By: chrsbol

chrsbol — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:46:58 +0000

Dave L

Good link…..

By: Callisto

Callisto — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:13:16 +0000

Those Catholic penitents in Spain are exactly where the KKK got their uniforms from.

the RCC IS a death cult, so it’s only natural it would want to stomp out any opposition. Easter really show just how sick all this xian worship really is…and they say they worry about children? What are children thinking now when they see men being nailed to crosses at this obscene event? spew…

By: Buffy

Buffy — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:53:34 +0000

OMG, Spain, WTF?

By: Dave L

Dave L — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:04:07 +0000

The following link is a collection of photos from around the world of Easter celebrations. One photo shows a man with his hand nailed to a cross so be warned. I found it a pretty disturbing collection of photos.

The Big Picture section of the site has a lot of these series, this is the first I have actually felt disturbed by.

http://www.boston.com/bigpictu....._week.html