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Green resurfaces to protest against JSTO
SOMETHING”S been bothering us over the last few months: A deafening silence from Stephen “Birdshit” Green.
The demented Stephen "birdshit" Green
Goodness knows there’s been enough in the media to prompt another piece of nutty prose from the head of Christian Voice, but his website has been utterly devoid of any statements since February 11, when Green posted a piece headed “Kent Police undermining families in gay essay stunt.”
It contained this hilarious paragraph:
I spent part of this morning mucking out a cattle yard. It brought home to me that a man who indulges in sodomy cannot be paddling with both oars in the water.
Had Green been pecked to death by seagulls, or swept up to join Jesus in a mini-rapture?
Or is there any truth in an anonymous note we received suggesting that Christian Voice was no more; that it had been absorbed into an outfit called the National Council for Christian Standards in Society, which is pretty much skint?
According to the Charity Commission, the last figures filed by the NCCSS show an annual income of £346 against an expenditure of £470.
Ah well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh even more away …
But today we lean that Green is alive and well and still active … well, sort of.
According to this report, he managed to rustle up a small herd of po-faced fundies to mount a half-arsed protest against the staging of Jerry Springer, the Opera in St Andrews by students at St Andrews University in Scotland.
A planned first-night protest apparently went tits up, leaving just one Christian Voice supporter to demonstrate against the show.
This was lecturer Dr Charles Ferguson. The doctor of theology handed out leaflets condemning the production to members of the audience entering the Union building and to passers-by. He said:
This show degrades Jesus and it is offensive and blasphemous. The Lord’s name is taken in vain and it degrades his person.
Green, after turning up a day late, with 20 fellow fundies in tow, added:
This production is just filth. It is a great shame that the St Andrews students have put this on and I hope and pray it will be the last time.
St Andrews student John Maclean, who is directing the musical production by the Just So Musical Theatre Company at the festival during its four-night run said advance ticket sales were the highest in the 22-year history of the company.
There were fears that the staging of the musical could see a repeat of the angry demonstrations at the university several years ago when a St Andrews student company performed the contentious Corpus Christi.
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“a man who indulges in sodomy cannot be paddling with both oars in the water.”
Well actually you can, if the sodomee is on top, and you’ve got some sort of seating support so you can still work the oars. You might even be able to get the rowing in synch with the thrusting.
McGronk, this is an obscene scenario, and I shall write to my MP about it. Actually, can you draw us a picture of that position? Bit hard to visualise. In fact if you’ve got a video . . .
Perhaps Stephen ‘Cowpat’ Green has a subconscious fantasy involving male rowers, a secluded lake and lubricant.
I trust anybody planning to enter the poisonous pinhead’s essay contest with the hope of winning the CV’s annual budget sent their scribblings in time as the deadline was today.
I wonder if Stephen could honestly call himself a happy man. Sure, he’s whinging and whining all the time, but that may actually bring him a lot of of deep and pleasant satisfaction in life.
I wouldn’t mind being a fly on the wall in the Birdshit-Green household for a couple of typical evenings, to see what goes on, or doesn’t go on.
The curious can find details of Green’s Christian essay contest here:
http://www.christianvoice.org.uk/kentcomp.html
Priceless!
You going to enter, Barry?
Nope, Bubblecar. I am far too old, besides which pressing deadlines militate against any frivolity today.
Looks like fun. But their maths is a little dodgy:
So where does the extra £15 come from? Must be the BBC expenses claim….
According to the Mr. Eugenides blog, Mr. Green was quoted as saying “How long before the idea that it is ok in Scotland to insult somone else’s religion reaches the terraces of Ibrox and Celtic Park.” Do you think that he was born and raised on another planet? or is he perhaps just a bit of a thicko?
“How long before the idea that it is ok in Scotland to insult somone else’s religion reaches the terraces of Ibrox and Celtic Park.â€
Oh I can’t see that making any difference to Celtic and rangers supporters. They’d never take advantage of that. No chance.
I must be feeling charitable because when I look at the picture of Stephen ‘Birdshit’ Green all I see is a deeply sad and quite probably mad individual. I know he’s a bigoted piece of shit but I suspect that is a symptom of a serious mental illness for which he will never receive treatment. Its almost a shame ( but not quite ).
Wurble, you need to remind yourself that there were times in our history when his kind were actually in positions of power rather than the butt of everyone’s jokes as they are now. These were not pleasant times to live for anybody especially those in posession of a mind. This guy wouldn’t hesitate to have you thrown in jail for your beliefs, or for your sexual preferences for that matter, if he ever had the authority to do so. I like him for his entertainment value but that doesn’t change the fact that he is a thouroughly nasty man.
Boy George once said that every man should be buggered at least once in his life.
Maybe poor ol’ oppressed ‘Birdshit’ needs a good, long, hard-
TALKING TO!
Teehee.
Perhaps ‘Birdshit’ Green hasn’t updated ( updated; strange to be using that word, if you consider his website is full of 2000 year old ideas! ) his website because he is not well. I hope its nothing trivial.
At a really low point in my life, I met a gay guy who was also at a low point in his life, his boyfriend had driven his uninsured Corvette through the storefront window of a car dealership. As the registered owner, he was liable. He was an anethesiologist, but when his earnings were attached, the hospital fired him. He went to work in a plasma clinic at fifty bucks an hour. He offered me a free room no strings attached until I got back on my feet.
He was the funniest guy I ever knew, kept me in stitches all the time. His wit was so fast, just as an example, one time I was talking to someone about Roy Rogers and his horse Trigger, he piped in and said, “no his name is Tregro, they passed a law”.
The biggest part of the story is that I met all his circle of friends, mostly gay. And they are just people. They enjoy the same things and are plagued by the same crap that we all are, except they get an extra dose of prejudice.
Like MLK said, “content of character”.
Norman Lycan