Comments on: Bad news for Catholics, good news for penguins

By: Postman

Postman — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:02:35 +0000

Don't be silly… the gay ones won't go to Heaven™.

By: barriejohn

barriejohn — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:44:12 +0000

When I was a young man, some friends of mine had a little girl who was rather precocious, to say the least, and always embarrassing her parents! The bus route into town passed a convent, and one day, as the bus waited outside the building, two nuns came down the road and went inside. The little girl, who was on the bus with her mother and watching all this, turned to her and said, in a voice that everyone on the vehicle could hear: "Look, Mummy! That`s where those two big birds have gone!!"

By: chrsbol

chrsbol — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:53:10 +0000

Cockhoppers the lot of em!

By: barriejohn

barriejohn — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:15:35 +0000

What about "Jimmy Swaggart"!!

By: Stuart_W

Stuart_W — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:18:58 +0000

I've always thought Mike Judge was a cartoonish name for a fundie fringe-group director.
Jerry Fulwell was always just missing an 'aw' before his surname, and Lynette Burrows – To quote Davis Aaronovich, 'Even her name suggests a pathological need to hide from the truth'.

By: barriejohn

barriejohn — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:24:04 +0000

It was just a joke remigius! These people always seem to have such absolutely hilarious names – Candi Cushman, Rabbi Tosh, Wiley Drake (over on theBEattitude)!! Sorry to have wasted your time!

By: Dear Homosexual Pagan Penguins… « “Gone Fishin’: Postcards From God”

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:00:10 +0000

[...] to the imminent takeover of the US by Pagans and Focus on the Family making everyone aware of the dire threat that gay penguins pose, My mailbox has been flooded with smiting requests for [...]

By: remigius

remigius — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:11:51 +0000

Doesn't ring any bells, and IMDb comes up blank. Perhaps you are confusing her with Candy Christian in the novel 'Candy' by Terry Southern. One of the funniest books I've ever read.

By: barriejohn

barriejohn — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:31:25 +0000

Wasn`t "Candi Cushman" a character in "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas"? It`s a great name, but perhaps I`m mixing her up with someone else there!

By: Stonyground

Stonyground — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:45:08 +0000

Wasn't there a nature documentary film in the cinemas a while ago which American Christians were citing as setting a good example for the ideal good Christian family? I think that the logic was pretty tortured but in any case the existence of gay penguins seems to have put that theory well and truly to bed.

I remember stuart H., Elwood called her the penguin and her weapon of choice was a three foot blackboard ruler, my bottom was somewhat familiar with those I remember.