HATE preacher Yusuf al-Qaradawi, who got his fanatical old bones barred from Britain a while back, is on a new mission – to stop females masturbating.
In a YouTube video, the mad Muslim cleric says, among other things, that a hymen torn as a result of masturbation:
Might expose the woman to accusations … they [her relatives] will think she must have had forbidden relations with some guys … she will bring disgrace on herself and her family … this will be a disaster, and some relatives might kill her. Obviously killing her is forbidden and a grave sin … at the most she should be flogged …
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g_QwiYxvkY[/youtube]
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July 7th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Can anyone explain to me the reason why all these fundamentalist clerics are so obsessed with sex? It seems to be practically the only thing on their minds!!
July 7th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Cos they ain't gettin' any!
July 7th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
If a woman masturbates "…some relatives might kill her. Obviously killing her is forbidden and a grave sin…", but I get the impression that killing someone for masturbating isn't nearly as sinful as masturbating..
July 7th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Sales of electric tooth brushes and spin cycle washing machines are going through the roof!
July 7th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Some women are born without a hymen!
So ridiculous….
July 7th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
'…spin cycle washing machines…'
Indesit behaviour?
July 7th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Must be a headline there: Wanker wants wanking women banned. [sorry about the bad language]
These muzzie cleric dickheads must be so ignorant, insecure and crap at sex, and hate the idea of women enjoying sex. Can’t allow women to have a DIY orgasm, lest their wives found out find out that men are not necessary. I’m 54 and I’m not dead yet; now where did I put those batteries
July 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
every one knows that the way to stop a woman masturbating is to take a blunt stone knife and cut the best part of her clitoris out before she hits puberty; seems perfectly reasonable to me…
July 7th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
But, obviously, it`s a good job he pointed out there that murdering people is frowned upon, otherwise no one would realize that, would they?
July 7th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
"Imbecilic Imam Invokes Islamic Imprecations In Immoral Instances."
July 7th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Qu'ranic Cunt Curtails Clitoral Climax!
July 7th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Why Wanking Women Worry Wailing Wahabi Whack-job
July 7th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
So really it's not masturbation that could be the death of women but the obsession some people have with women's genitals and sex-lives.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
'Some women are born without a hymen! '
And most men…but not Yusuf al-Qaradawi.
He's a complete cunt!
July 8th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Bearded Book Bashing Buffoon Bemoans Bean Buffing Bints!
July 8th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Howling Hierophant Hates How His Ho's Have Hectic Hand-shandies
July 8th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Very funny, rem – one of your best yet!
July 8th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Just the thing to hit the hot point!!
July 8th, 2009 at 7:42 am
"… at the most she should be flogged …"
Well that's ok then! Good thing he is so civilized.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Hymen to that, brother Remigius!
July 8th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Cleric curfuffle over kitkat shuffle!
July 8th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Rabid Religiot`s Raving Rant Row.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Old joke.
preacher. Why do you insist on masturbating instead of getting married?
parishioner. I meet a better class of woman that way.
I am sure this could be adapted to fit with Muslim women faced with marriages to foul smelling, lice ridden, hairy types who are forced on them as a result of forced marriages.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
whack job… I think this guy needs to be flogged
July 8th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
There is an item on the Daily Mash website about the ultimate Dildo that will make men obsolete as it comes pre-loaded with artificial sperm and can get spiders out of the bath.
July 8th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Stonyground, I know more than most folk about dildos, but I have to say that I have NEVER heard of one that can double as spider-catcher. Being an arachnophobe, I need to know where I can get my hands on one!
July 8th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/
Barry
The trusty mash has it all nailed down as usual.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Unfortunately the Daily Mash is a satirical blog and I'm afraid the spider-catching dildo is probably not real.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Bugger! Bet there's a fortune to be made by anyone who actually designs one, though …
July 8th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
By an amazing coincidence, this week`s Private Eye features a photo of an ad for the "Thriller Rabbit" dildo, with accompanying image of the late Michael Jackson (well – an outline, anyway!). It is a fearful looking thing, but there is no mention of spiders!!
PS "Only" £24.99 (with free delivery) if you`re interested, Barry!!!
July 9th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Oh yes they are!!! Unfortunately, mostly with children
Godless not gormless
July 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Yes, and not only that barrie, but he shows how compassionate he (and of course islam) really is by declaring that killing them is unlawful and they should get nothing more serious than a flogging. It's that refreshing!
Godless not gormless
July 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Allah – The Merciful One, The Compassionate One! It brings tears to your eyes, it really does!!
July 9th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Actually, Ryan made the same point as you previously, GNG, but it appears below!
July 9th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
I spotted that after I'd posted and read on down the page.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
It does. Especially if you're the one being flogged, or having a hand chopped off, or…….
P.S. That last bit above was meant to say "Isn't that refreshing!"
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 am
Having come across this page and reading all comments, i would like to point out that recent study by scientists have proven for guys that mastubation does lead to Neurologic problems, apart from weakening the muscles in the penis. The penis has very tiny nerves which if damaged, can cause permanent impotency. During sexual intercourse, the penis is stimulated in a different way, which relaxes the body and Neuro senses. (you feel alot lighter after sex). But with masturbation your actually putting pressure on the nerves which can result to nerve failure and/or weakness. Doctors have 100′s of cases every year when people feel weak in the legs after mastubating. What does the doctor doo? prescribe them Paracetamol. When infact its the effect of masturbating.
What its like for women? i dont know, because im not one!