A GROUP of Muslim whackjobs have vowed to topple and trash Nelson’s statue in Trafalgar Square, London, “within 24 hours of Islam gaining glorious dominion over the UK”.
Islam4UK dummied up their vision of 'an exquisite clock' that will replace Horatio Nelson's statue
The Islam for the UK group revealed its vision for this world-renowned landmark on its Islam4UK website, which states:
In light of the Islamic resurgence taking place around the world, particularly in the United Kingdom, one can definitively come to the conclusion that the dawn of a new era is close and that the prophecies of the Final Messenger Muhammad in relation to the domination of Islam worldwide are indeed true; consequently, we at Islam4UK felt it necessary to divulge to the British public what precise changes will occur when Britain transforms into this glorious dominion, not only as psychological preparation but also as a means of enticement to encourage and hasten its implementation.
In just 24 hours after sharia is established in the UK:
Nelson’s statue would be removed and demolished without hesitation.
The group, fronted by the certifiably insane hate preacher Anjem Choudary elaborated: This is in keeping with the Islamic ban on “the construction and elevation of statues or idols.”
Indeed, there is none truly worthy of worship except Allah (and thus the veneration of any man or woman is unacceptable, let alone a man such as Horatio Nelson who was a notorious fornicator, as his illicit relationships with married women such as Emma, Lady Hamilton demonstrate.
Even Nelson’s 151 ft column is in danger of an Islamic makeover:
Due to the fact that the actual column is based on the architecture of the Temple of Mars Ultor, in Rome, the engravings on the column will have to be altered in favour of Islamic indentations, possibly floral designs.
Replacing Nelson will be:
An exquisitely constructed Islamic clock with the black flag of Islam flying high over it; this clock could also be fitted with an electronic device that would sound the Islamic call to prayer 5 times a day; moreover, because the statue of Horatio Nelson is coincidentally positioned facing due south, on its replacement with an Islamic orientated clock, the front of the clock could duly be rotated 45 degrees (anti-clockwise) so as to indicate the direction of the qibla ie direction of the Kaabah in Makkah, thereby making it easier for Muslims in the locality to know which way to pray.
The famous bronze lions will also be done away with, and replaced with “pots of gold coins”. A new Islamic governor (who will presumably replace the Queen and the entire Cabinet):
Pots of gold will replace the stone lions, and provide free dosh
May position pots of gold coins as a replacement, so as to provide all members of the public with the opportunity to freely take money and fulfil any need that they might have.
The group is also planning a rally in London on October 31 to demand the full implementation of sharia law. The procession – dubbed March 4 Shariah – will start at the House of Commons, which the group’s website describes as:
The very place where the lives of millions of people in the UK are changed and it is from here where unjust wars are launched.
The group then intends to march to 10 Downing Street and “call for the removal of the tyrant Gordon Brown from power”.
The march will then converge on the soon-to-be-vandalised Trafalgar Square where protesters expect it
Will gather even more support from tourists and members of the public, making clear in the heart of London the need for Shariah in society.
The group declared:
We hereby request all Muslims in the United Kingdom, in Manchester, Leeds, Cardiff, Glasgow and all other places to join us and collectively declare that as submitters to Almighty Allah, we have had enough of democracy and man-made law and the depravity of the British culture. On this day we will call for a complete upheaval of the British ruling system its members and legislature, and demand the full implementation of Shariah in Britain.
According to this report, politicians and fellow Muslims condemned the group’s incendiary comments, which come in the wake of recent violent incidents in towns and cities like Manchester, Birmingham and Luton, Beds.
Conservative MP and ex-Army officer Patrick Mercer said:
It is extremely distasteful and is stoking the fires of fear within the British public. If anyone thinks that those views are a step forward in society they are seriously deluded. They are repellent and repulsive.
The group was also attacked by Tory MP Philip Davies who said:
This march is clearly a deliberate and provocative attempt to incite racial tension and disrupt community cohesion. The simple solution is for these people to move to a country which already has sharia law.
A spokesman for the Islamic Society of Britain added:
99.999 per cent of Muslims despise these people. This only serves to fuel racial tensions.
Choudary has also called for all British women to wear burkhas. He said that under sharia law in Britain people who commit adultery would be stoned to death, adding that:
Anyone who becomes intoxicated by alcohol would be given 40 lashes in public.
He has also mocked the deaths of British soldiers, and branded an Army homecoming parade a “vile parade of brutal murderers”.
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October 15th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
"Even Nelson’s 18ft column is in danger of an Islamic makeover:"
I'm sure it's a bit bigger than that!
October 15th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
The prick's website is down.
Good.
Sadly, the only upshot of this wankers ranting I can see will be more BNP voters and some more rioting from the likes of the EDF. That 99.999% figure doesn't wash with me either – as these offensive extremist remarks are very rarely drowned out by "moderates."
Which is fine by me – as I'd rather see Islam expose it's own stupidity for all to see.
October 15th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
You laugh! I worry!
October 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
There is one bit I agree with.
'The group then intends to march to 10 Downing Street and “call for the removal of the tyrant Gordon Brown from power”.'
I suppose even total nutjobs like these have to get something right once in a while!
October 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Damn right it is! The right height has now been inserted.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Damn right it is! The correct height has now been inserted.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
These fuckwits may be interested in knowing that Nelson, indirectly, had a hand in Islam coming to Britain.
At the Battle of Trafalgar, Nelson's gun crews were commanded by a John Quilliam, one of whose descendants was a Liverpool solicitor who changed his name to Abdullah Quilliam, and who founded the first British mosque. Incidentally, this is the same Abdullah Quilliam from whom the Quilliam Foundation, the 'anti-terror thinktank', takes its name.
As Michael Caine would say 'not a lot of people know that'. But you'd think these rug-butting muppets would learn their own history.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
You couldn't make this up. I hope lots of people will show up and give these nuts a piece of their mind. And our Geert Wilders was denied access to the UK!! Can someone please explain this; I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't understand this.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
We may laugh at the hateful Choudary but there are many thousand of muslims in the UK who agree with him; the so called moderate muslims dare not speak out as there is no such thing as moderate islam. Muslims are colonising Europe at a frightening rate – just look at their birth rate – so what Choudary is saying is not so fanciful after all. The BNP and EDL are gaining momentum because our muslim appeasers in Government have failed to remove the likes of Choudary from the UK. I fear very much our future.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
What the bearded baboon has failed to realise, and this is exemplified by most of the statues in London from Thornycroft's Boudica to the new statue of Keith Park due to occupy the empty plinth…
…if you fuck with the British you're gonna get your arse kicked!
October 15th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
What the bearded baboon has failed to realise, and this is exemplified by many of the statues in London from Thornycroft's Boudica to the new statue of Keith Park due to occupy the empty plinth…
…if you fuck with the British you're gonna get your arse kicked!
October 15th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Geert Wilders is now allowed to enter Britain. I hope he is coming soon.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
As shargreaves said, the idiotic website is inaccessible. I think it may have been blocked by Google as a result of complaints. However, there is a YT video of their march earlier this year.
I like the reference to "man-made laws" in the article. Ha. But what I really approve of is the prospect of a pot of gold coins for people to help themselves if they are needy. Sadly, I live abt. 60 miles from London, and by the time I got there, the pot would always be empty.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
why don't we just round up these wankers and the BNP/EDF wankers dump them in the middle of nowhere and let them knock the shit out of each other to their hearts content??
October 16th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Don't worry, the pots of gold will be guarded by fierce Muslim leprechauns.
I suggest the best way to ruin their march will be a good dose of mockery. Imagine signs saying "secularism for Saudis", "Turn Mecca into a bingo hall", "I can see your mother in a bikini" etc.
I'm sure Freethinkers can think of a few more …
October 16th, 2009 at 6:54 am
I assume that the new clock will have a device allowing it to be turned back at regular intervals.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:31 am
There is a relevant petition here:
http://petitions.number10.gov......aria-law...
Might be worth reminding the dingbats who run this country that we don't want to be ruled by complete nutters…ha, maybe there's a hole in my thinking! Anyway, at least the current bunch of nutters are relatively sane by comparison…I suppose.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Very good!!
October 16th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Like other readers, I have often joined char-a-banc trips from the West Country up to Lunnun, to bow down before the Holy One, Nelson, and sacrifice goats in the hope of ensuring a good harvest! That's why he's called "Lord", I suppose!!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:58 am
What a great idea, Say No to Mo! Ghurkas not Burqas……etc.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Geert Wilders is coming here today – he may already be in the country. However, I gather that he won't be showing "Fitna" for some reason. I suppose that lets Lord Ahmed off the hook – we'll never know whether he could have raises his mardy army.
As for crocks of gold – what chance of getting away with your hands if you help yourself?
October 16th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@ZombieHunter
Great idea. Even better we could put a film crew in there and transform reality TV into something really worth watching
October 16th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Andrea you've taken my idea and made it even better, it would be like that japanese movie Battle Royale only with a bunch of fascists instead of unsuspecting schoolkids
Battle Royale is highly recommended to anyone who hasn't seen it by the way.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Oh dear, the twerp's site is back up. Among the garbage is a very poor creationist boilerplate rant about how allah did it, as proven by statistics. He's obviously no idea what he's talking about but, of course, nor will his followers. Lets hope he never gets his hands on a school, or science will be out of the window.
http://www.islam4uk.com/non-mu.....n-muslim...
October 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Nice site for a circular argument!
October 16th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
That webshite is brilliant. The bit about melting down the bronze lions to make artillery to use against the French had me spluttering Earl Grey all over my keyboard.
Best laugh I've had in ages.
Keep it up Anjem!
October 16th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
If he thinks that the British public are going to rise up en masse, and join in his demonstration in favour of Sharia Law, then he's in for a rude awakening! However, I did like the bit about the engravings needing to "be altered in favour of Islamic indentations, possibly floral designs".
"That's the way, my darling children, let those naughty Froggies have another bunch of daffodils – that'll show 'em!!"
October 17th, 2009 at 12:25 am
I am heart-broken. The website is unavailable yet again. Maybe they close down for the night, or put it to bed as the Sikhs do with their holy book.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
This is a reply to myself. I am baffled. A long time ago I subscribed to comments under my first name. Then, when intensedebate took over, all of a sudden I could no longer log in, so I subscribed under the nickname I had in my school days. For the above comment , lo and behold, I posted as Rosemarie, and for the next comment it changed to Neuseline.
I see the hand of god behind this strange happening.
October 17th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I suggest to anyone attending this (as a protest AGAINST Choudary) take a few rashers of bacon or other pig product and throw it over these dirty dogs!
October 21st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Islam4UK, maybe we should start an Athiests’R'Us website.