Comments on: Crackpot Christian fundies beseech God to restrain randy Tiger Woods http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/ The voice of atheism since 1881 Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:48:54 +0000 hourly 1 By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25793 barriejohn Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:46:48 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25793 It seems that Brother Twyman is certainly on to something: http://news.bbc.co.uk//1/hi/business/7566566.stm How about we start a prayer vigil outside the Inland Revenue offices? It seems that Brother Twyman is certainly on to something:

http://news.bbc.co.uk//1/hi/business/7566566.stm

How about we start a prayer vigil outside the Inland Revenue offices?

]]> By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25776 barriejohn Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:28:03 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25776 You're right, @h. allison. The man seems to have absolutely zero personality (and spending your entire Christmas Day watching baketball with him must be such a hoot!), so I don't suppose that the fame and fortune could have anything to do with the attraction, could it? You’re right, @h. allison. The man seems to have absolutely zero personality (and spending your entire Christmas Day watching baketball with him must be such a hoot!), so I don’t suppose that the fame and fortune could have anything to do with the attraction, could it?

]]> By: h. allison http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25770 h. allison Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:44:56 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25770 Obama and Tiger are worlds apart, he, Tiger is glorified for his game of golf, woo hooo!! Hords of woman at his beck and call, probably was a nerd in HS and now is reaping his rewards, with his father now gone who is watching him?? He's a joke at best, like Jon of Jon and Kate plus eight. Fame has given them a license to get what they want, when no one would give him the time of day before fame. These guys are just idiots and will pay the heavy price of their stupidity and jumps in the hay with woman who just want a piece of them. Their kids will grow up to hate them and the divorces will cost them millions. Yeah it was worth it wasn't it. Karma is a bitch!! Obama and Tiger are worlds apart, he, Tiger is glorified for his game of golf, woo hooo!! Hords of woman at his beck and call, probably was a nerd in HS and now is reaping his rewards, with his father now gone who is watching him?? He’s a joke at best, like Jon of Jon and Kate plus eight. Fame has given them a license to get what they want, when no one would give him the time of day before fame. These guys are just idiots and will pay the heavy price of their stupidity and jumps in the hay with woman who just want a piece of them. Their kids will grow up to hate them and the divorces will cost them millions. Yeah it was worth it wasn’t it. Karma is a bitch!!

]]> By: William Harwood http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25756 William Harwood Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:42:32 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25756 go to www.freethoughtperspective.net then scroll down to article, "Wife disowns husband for absence of masochism." go to http://www.freethoughtperspective.net then scroll down to article, “Wife disowns husband for absence of masochism.”

]]> By: mikespeir http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25750 mikespeir Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:05:08 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25750 You keep right on praying, Rocky. Just do it in your closet, the way Jesus said. You keep right on praying, Rocky. Just do it in your closet, the way Jesus said.

]]> By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25748 barriejohn Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:35:58 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25748 @majji: I thought that <i>First Church of Tiger Woods</i> site was hilarious! Is John Ziegler a fundamentalist? If so, where did he get his sense of humour from? @majji: I thought that First Church of Tiger Woods site was hilarious! Is John Ziegler a fundamentalist? If so, where did he get his sense of humour from?

]]> By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25746 barriejohn Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:23:53 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25746 How very strange it seems that, on the one hand (in the Red Corner, so to speak) we have Brother Twyman praying FOR the President, yet on the other (ie the Blue Corner) we have another bunch of Bible-believing lunatics, like that ol' Wiley Drake, offering up "imprecatory prayers" to bring about his destruction! God must get VERY confused at times - I'm just glad that I haven't got his job, that's all!! How very strange it seems that, on the one hand (in the Red Corner, so to speak) we have Brother Twyman praying FOR the President, yet on the other (ie the Blue Corner) we have another bunch of Bible-believing lunatics, like that ol’ Wiley Drake, offering up “imprecatory prayers” to bring about his destruction! God must get VERY confused at times – I’m just glad that I haven’t got his job, that’s all!!

]]> By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25744 barriejohn Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:14:44 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25744 Oh, brethren - I take it all back! I've just read in the paper that the stores will be open until midnight tonight, and that prices have been slashed - and all in answer to our earnest prayers. I can't wait to get to the bank, either, to check my balance, because, if my suspicions are correct, it will now be in the millions! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Prayer works. God is real. Praise His Holy Name!! Oh, brethren – I take it all back! I’ve just read in the paper that the stores will be open until midnight tonight, and that prices have been slashed – and all in answer to our earnest prayers. I can’t wait to get to the bank, either, to check my balance, because, if my suspicions are correct, it will now be in the millions! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Prayer works. God is real. Praise His Holy Name!!

]]> By: barriejohn http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25743 barriejohn Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:53:09 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25743 What President Obama really needs to do is to put as much distance as possible between himself and religious lunatics like Rocky Twyman! What President Obama really needs to do is to put as much distance as possible between himself and religious lunatics like Rocky Twyman!

]]> By: rocky twyman http://freethinker.co.uk/2009/12/18/crackpot-christian-fundies-beseech-god-to-restrain-randy-tiger-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-25738 rocky twyman Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:50:45 +0000 http://freethinker.co.uk/?p=10500#comment-25738 Hi, this is Rocky Twyman, the founder of the Pray at the Pump Movement. Noone said that Obama was cheating on his wife. We are praying that he will be strong and will not go that path. He has become a sex symbol of the the tabloids. He comes in contact with some of the most beautiful women in the world. The Bible tells us that the Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Look what happened to Governor Sanford and President Bill Clinton. With our economy in shambles, the last thing we need is another Monica Lewinsky scandal at The White House. WE DO NEED TO PRAY THAT GOD WILL KEEP OUR PRESIDENT FREE FROM MARRIAGE INFDELITY THAT COULD RUIN HIS PRESIDENCY. There are rumors that Tiger is seriously contemplating suicide. That would be an insult to God on high. God has blessed him with enormous wealth and he needs to glorify God through using that money to help his fans that struggling with joblessness and foreclosures. In fact, Florida where Tiger lives has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the country. I repeat we are not saying that Obama is a womanizer, but that he is subject to the pitfalls of womanizing. We continue to plead with him to hold an ecumenical Prayer Meeting at the White House for Jobs and a Better Economy. We do not need any more beer summits, but prayer summits at the White House. The answer to the country's problems are so simple: Pray and Fast. Read the New York Times bestseller called Fasting of Pastor Jentezen Franklin from Gainesville, Georgia and all of you doubters will have a differnt view point about prayer. Hi, this is Rocky Twyman, the founder of the Pray at the Pump Movement. Noone said that Obama was cheating on his wife. We are praying that he will be strong and will not go that path. He has become a sex symbol of the the tabloids. He comes in contact with some of the most beautiful women in the world. The Bible tells us that the Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Look what happened to Governor Sanford and President Bill Clinton. With our economy in shambles, the last thing we need is another Monica Lewinsky scandal at The White House. WE DO NEED TO PRAY THAT GOD WILL KEEP OUR PRESIDENT FREE FROM MARRIAGE INFDELITY THAT COULD RUIN HIS PRESIDENCY. There are rumors that Tiger is seriously contemplating suicide. That would be an insult to God on high. God has blessed him with enormous wealth and he needs to glorify God through using that money to help his fans that struggling with joblessness and foreclosures. In fact, Florida where Tiger lives has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the country. I repeat we are not saying that Obama is a womanizer, but that he is subject to the pitfalls of womanizing. We continue to plead with him to hold an ecumenical Prayer Meeting at the White House for Jobs and a Better Economy. We do not need any more beer summits, but prayer summits at the White House. The answer to the country’s problems are so simple: Pray and Fast. Read the New York Times bestseller called Fasting of Pastor Jentezen Franklin from Gainesville, Georgia and all of you doubters will have a differnt view point about prayer.

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