Making kids safe in 2010 – the fundie way

DAY one of the new decade brings us ten-point plan to “make kids truly safe in 2010″.

Linda Harvey

Written by Christian numpty Linda Harvey, founder of Mission America, this hysterical fundie puts this at No 1 on her list:

Allow — no, welcome – Christianity back into the American public square…in schools, in community groups, in city council meetings, in the Senate, on city streets, in the courthouse square, in the media, in college lectures. Laugh at the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union). Elect judges who agree. Don’t elect presidents who think we are no longer a Christian nation.

At No 2 is:

Get all pro-homosexual and pro-promiscuity programs, literature, teachers, and counselors out of every school now. Remove “gay” clubs, Planned Parenthood at health fairs … Cease all condom demonstrations, abortion referrals, on-site birth control dispensing, sexual orientation affirmation, and messing with children’s hearts, minds and bodies. Demand that schools uphold the traditional value of heterosexual identities, teach abstinence-until-marriage, and celebrate male/ female gender differences.

Harvey detests Muslims as much as gays:

Let’s teach our children to refrain from honoring oppressive, liberty-denying practices and beliefs. Children should be civil to all, but refuse to be manipulated into “respecting” Islam, praying to Allah, etc, no matter how many points it counts on the social studies/diversity unit test. They should urge every girl they know wearing a hijab to remove it and no longer submit to a system of subtle bondage. They should share the Gospel of Jesus Christ deliberately with every Muslim they know – and make sure these lost kids know that Christians believe in a loving God who gives us free will.

You can access all ten of her idiotic points here.

15 Responses to “Making kids safe in 2010 – the fundie way”

  1. I find it unbelievable how she can expect to be taken seriously when she says that Islam is wrong and oppressive while at the same time, pushing this hardcore Christian agenda. All religion should be treated as equally worthless and devisive.

    This hypocrisy makes me sick!

  2. barriejohn says:

    Well, I’m sure we’d all agree with her on the need to “make kids truly safe in 2010″. Perhaps she could start by informing certain religious leaders of the need to “Cease…messing with children’s hearts, minds and bodies.” That would be a good start!

  3. Kurbster says:

    “We should be able to hear truly free speech and porn-free programming on radio and TV stations”

    My irony meter just exploded. Who should I sue for property damages? Linda or God?

  4. mikespeir says:

    Let’s all just go back to the day when child molestation was swept under the rug because our dainty little psyches couldn’t handle the horror of dealing with it, okay?

  5. funkybarfly says:

    She makes a fine point about not being manipulated into respecting Islam;it’s a shame she let the team down with every other utterance from her Little House On The Prairie cake-hole.

  6. tony e says:

    ‘Make kids truly safe in 2010′ – keep them away from religion. Easy.

  7. Angela_K says:

    No mention of keeping children away from catholic priests then?

  8. hallison says:

    What a loon!! Yes, lets go back to the time of middle ages, and burn all the books on science, evolution and the gene theory too!! Instead we will use laying of hands to heal the sick and let GOD’s will protect everyone. Sarah freaking Palin as an example, example of what?? How to be uniformed on everything from current events to science. No thanks, I will keep my children safe from your crockpot ideas on religion and fairytale God’s, and teach them the truth.

  9. barriejohn says:

    Yes, Islam is an awful religion! People are brainwashed from an early age into believing that a book of ancient fairytales is the infallible “Word of God”: that a deluded prophet was God’s messenger on earth: that believers are going to Paradise when they die, whereas the infidels will be consigned to a place of torment for all eternity: that homosexual attraction is abhorrent: that women should maintain silence and be subservient to men; how much better are the tenets of Christianity (the only “true” religion)!!

  10. sailor1031 says:

    a distressingly familiar fascist political agenda dressed up in religion. I propose we bring back the subject of Civics to schools in the US so that children will grow up having at least read the constitution. Obviously this brainwashed numbskull hasn’t. Dr Goebbels was right – tell the lie often enough and loud enough and people will believe it.

  11. Ash Walsh says:

    The kids in both the US & UK need lessons in Constitutional History.
    Only then will the next Generation realise what should be held as truly sacred. Democracy & Free Speech. Islamic Fundamentalists hijack planes, Xtians hijack the classrooms!

  12. Marcus says:

    A complete nut job who embodies just about everything that is wrong with the religiously inclined. What’s the betting she is actually a sexually repressed, child-hating neurotic who is unfaithful to her husband at every available opportunity.

  13. Normand says:

    Unbelievable the venomous bile that can come out of that sanctimonious bitch and what is scary is that so many in the States will agree with her just like they agree with the crap that spews forth from Sarah Palin’s mouth and still think that she actually has a brain! Shades of the medieval age! Do people still think like this in 2010??? Guess they do!!!

  14. Ian says:

    I don’t like her teeth!

  15. elainek123 says:

    How to win friends and influence people. What a burke,I dont think she has left any stone unturned excepting her religion and her own beliefs, which are wicked as mentioned above.