THE MADNESS that is Islam daily gives rise to all sorts of barmy behaviour, but this really takes the biscuit.

A Muslim couple pictured in Klang, Selangor. Let's hope they'd tied the knot
In the early hours of January 1, scores of Malaysian Islamic “morality” police came a-knocking at the doors of budget hotels in central Selangor state.
The dawn raid, according to this report, netted 52 unmarried couple who were sharing rooms.
The Muslim miscreants – mostly students and young factory workers – are expected to be charged with the offence of khalwat, or “close proximity,” which under Malaysia’s Islamic Shariah law which forbids couples not married to each other being alone together in a private place.
Said Hidayat Abdul Rani, a spokesman for the Selangor Islamic Department:
We chose to have this large-scale operation on New Year’s Day because many people are known to commit this offense while celebrating such a major holiday.
In Selangor, khalwat carries a maximum penalty of two years in prison and a fine.
The shariah laws apply only to Malaysia’s Muslims, who make up nearly two-thirds of the population, and not to the Christian, Buddhist and Hindu minorities.
Phew! That’s a relief.


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January 6th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Now look at that picture.
Here he is comfortably half naked, and she is in a heavy tent.
Tell me convincingly that she really enjoys wearing the tent.!!!!
January 6th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Can an apostate “Muslim” claim to no longer be a Muslim and therefore exempt from Shariah? What is a Muslim?
January 6th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
But what happened to the idea that “everyone is born a Muslim”, then?
January 6th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
2 years and a fine for a shag, poor sods. Bet you they wished they lived in the west *tongue firmly in cheek*
January 6th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
@Perspix You can claim to no longer be a muslim & become exempt from continuing to be alive…
January 6th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Oh yes. I forgot the penalty for apostasy.