WHAT sort of doofus would rather have his daughter killed than have her deny Jesus?
Step forward Hollywood actor Stephen Baldwin.
Stephen Baldwin
When the 9/11 atrocity took place, millions were made aware of the horrors of religious fundamentalism.
But not Baldwin. He became a born-again Christian – along with his wife Kennya and their kids Alaia and Hailey.
During a candid chat on UK reality show Celebrity Big Brother, Baldwin revealed the lengths he would go to to stay true to his belief in God.
He explained:
I’m gonna sound fanatical right now but what my faith requires is if I were sitting here, and my wife and two kids were sitting there, and we were on a public bus and somebody came in with a machine gun and pointed it at my daughter and said to my daughter, ‘Say Jesus doesn’t exist’ – if she turned to me and said, ‘What do I do?’, I’d say, ‘What have I taught you to do?’
She’d say, ‘Jesus absolutely exists’, and I’d see her in heaven.
The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
January 7th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Nice how he’s prepared to dictate what his daughter should do! Stupid fucker. As if that scenario’s ever going to arise anyway. Tosspot!
January 7th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Ouch!
If I was the girl I would surely divorce!
But sadly she can’t
January 7th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
If you would rather see you child die than deny Jesus, you do not deserve to have them in the first place. What a twat, doubly so to say such a stupid thing in public.
January 7th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Oh no Stevey, you don’t sound like a fanatic, you just sound like you’re mentally ill
January 7th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
“I’m gonna sound sensible right now but what my intelligence requires is if I were sitting here, and my wife and two kids were sitting there, and we were on a public bus and somebody came in with a machine gun and pointed it at my daughter and said to my daughter, ‘Say Mohamed is the one true prophet’ – if she turned to me and said, ‘What do I do?’, I’d say, ‘What have I taught you to do?’
She’d say, ‘Allah Akbar, praise be upon him!’, and I’d see her in the pub later…..
January 7th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I just can’t look at him without hearing the song from ‘Bio-Dome’ that he sings with Pauly Shore………….
“Iron Man, Iron Man…does whatever an iron can”.
He was stupid in that movie and was good at it…and it was funny. This current stupid is not only unfunny but fucking terrifying.
January 7th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
This see you next tuesday deserves to be shot. Not his daughter. Fuckwits like him should be sterilized at birth!
January 7th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I like Rog’s comment, but I guess that if he has any kids, he loves them more than some guy in the sky, while mister Baldwin would gladly see his child die for a figment of the imagination.
January 7th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
What is scary is that there are millions of idiots like him around and what is even more scary is that they walk among us. I don’t know if I should weep or laugh but imagine what would happen if people who think like that…..people with what I call a Palin mentality… would take over absolute control of any government. Terrifying, isn’t it?
January 7th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
I note he assumes that he also is going to “Heaven.” Wealthy actor, presumably not one of “the poor”, unlikely to be one of the “last who will be first”, not too hot on the “suffer little children” etc….. Seems a bit flexible on his criteria for getting in there. Incidentally with guys like that in Heaven, I’ll pass.
January 7th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Yes, terrifying…but what this Baldwin lunatic doesn’t even realise in his religiously fried brain is that he is talking EXACTLY like the Islamic fundamentalist themselves, willing to send their sons, or even daughters, off to blow to pieces themselves and innocent bystanders.
What’s the difference between his Xian fucked mentality and the insane mentality of the Islamic suicide bomber? Would this Baldwin freak be willing to see his daughter blow herself to pieces for Jesus? I bet he would…
Religion is insane.
January 7th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
What a piece of shit. He was in the flintstones viva rock vegas movie as barney rubble. Cunt musta thought it was a documentary. Without doubt, the most giftless fucker I ever saw – worst acting ever.
January 8th, 2010 at 12:41 am
Because atheists are ALWAYS sticking machine guns in fundies’ faces and making them deny Christ.
And of course Hollywood stars catch public buses all the time too.
January 8th, 2010 at 12:48 am
IMHO the greatest threat Mr.Baldwin’s daughter is likely to face is Mr.Baldwin.
January 8th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Yet another has been trying to pretend he’s relevant by becoming a fundaloon. Sorry, that’s already been done by Kirk Cameron.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:42 am
That’s Darwin in action. Either she’s stupid and dies, or she’s smart and says “you’d better ask my dad”.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:47 am
I think Baldwin’s hilarious. His insane ramblings can only serve to reinforce the logic of atheism and the dangers of religious extremism in the public consciousness.
Any fool, naively impressionable enough to be impressed by the fat faced, happy-clapping cunt is already lost to reason.
Every mildly sane viewer must surely cringe when Baldwin opens his demented mouth. He’s doing atheism a favour. A warm feeling of smug satisfaction infuses me whenever that glassy eyed expression spreads over Fatty’s face and he enters lunatic preaching mode. Heidi’s facial expressions in response are heart-warmingly withering.
This cretin epitomises the dangers of religious faith and the inherent stupidity of the same. Tosspot!
January 8th, 2010 at 8:54 am
Ian – it must really take something as awful as baldwin in comparison to make Heidi’s face – heartwarming EVER!
(oo bitchy!)
January 8th, 2010 at 9:25 am
Shouldn’t this crap actor’s children be taken into care to protect them from reckless endangerment?
January 8th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I think it is scary that we talk so much about islamic extremism that we forget that there is extremism in all religion.
Stephen at first came across quite wise but now he seems a bit creepy and seems to be forcing his views on others in a sort of weird way.
Do you think he is a good representation of the the faith?
January 8th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I hope his god in a dream doesn’t tell him to fly an airplane into a building. It appears he would do it without thinking any further.
January 8th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
We should be thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster for people like Stephen Baldwin, who provide better proof than Richard Dawkins or Sam Harris ever can, that godworship is a contageous form of insanity that destroys the ability to tell right from wrong.
January 8th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Interesting that Jesus needs people to pretend that he exists, even when facing instant death, to exist.
I have a car. It is an old snot-green Coventry-peugeot 206 diesel. Fairly reliable, very economical, I can listen to Prog-Rock in it, being the only person on the planet who still likes ELP. I have owned this car for a long time and I would say that I am very fond of it. What would be my reaction if someone asked me to state, at gun point, that my car does not exist?
“whatever you say mate you have a gun and that makes you the boss, my 206 does not exist. That would explain why I am riding on a bus.”
That said, If both his eyes and his gun stopped pointing at me for one second I would kick his groin so hard that his nuts would get lodged in his nostrils.
January 8th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
A question springs to mind: How would my Baldwin react if his daughter was considering denying Jesus’ existence of her own volition, would he still prefer her dead?
January 8th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Erm, someone can’t type he’s not MY baldwin…
January 8th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
And people like this are allowed to breed? Fucking scary.
Well that’s another hollywood kid going to spend some time
in therapy in a few years.
January 8th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
proof of brain-washing, mind-control, child-abuse whatever you want to call it!
January 9th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Stephen Baldwin…another example of someone who should be sectioned under the mental health act. Born again christians are seriously mentally ill, if these people are goin to ‘heaven’, it will be like one big asylum in the sky. These beliefs defy any rational logic, anyone who is prepared to see their kid die should have them taken off them.
January 19th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Holy shit.. This guy is actually mentally ill.
February 12th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
People like him should be forcibly vaccinated or, live in Mecca without being vaccinated.