THE winner of our February 1 caption contest is Chris who submitted:
Mind Control, extortion, the pursuit of power – Vader felt like an amateur.
The prize is a copy of C J Werleman’s God Hates You – Hate him back.
Two runners-up prizes of a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker magazine go to Ian, who suggested:
He says he’s here for “work experience”!
And Funk Monkey, for:
Religion: The Phantom Menace
On February 4 we carried an item about a new Muslim lifestyle magazine called Hijrah, which was appealing for feature ideas. We invited FT readers to submit ideas, and were regaled, in particular, by suggestions put forward by Sabina, Rog and Funk Monkey.
Sabina suggested:
The Sinful Gaze and how to Prevent it: Muslim Clerics Reveal New Hijabs for Female Kangaroos.
These came from Rog:
• Jihadercise: Learn to fight the Infidel & stay trim for your husband at the same time!
• Female Genital Mutilation for Fun and Prophet.
• Wife Beating: How to tell when She’s had Enough.
• Australia’s best Prep schools: Which one should you send your new wife to?
• Planning an honour killing as a fun family event.
And these were from Funk Monkey:
• Sticks and/or Stones? What is the best way to punish a cheating wife?
• Mile High Fashion: How designer pants are exploding onto the Jihadi scene
• Caught On Camera – The Funniest Beheading Blunders!
• The Joy Of Sex, and how to ensure your wives never experience it.
All three get a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker.
Winners need to claim their prizes by sending an email marked “FT Prize Claim” to barry@freethinker.co.uk, containing their postal address.
Please ensure that your email address matches the one we have for your entry.
The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
February 16th, 2010 at 7:26 am
Gratz to winners, must admit seeing that picture i laughed out loud on the train, drew some amused looks. Where did you get that picture as I want it?