ASPIRING jihadis have – through the grace of Allah and the resources of Al-Qaida – acquired their very own glossy English language magazine which you can read online here.
With full-colour features such as “Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom”, Inspire Magazine’s first edition tackles, among other burning issues, the defamation of the “prophet” Mohammed, and advises on what action to take against offenders.
Hardly surprising, author of the defamation feature, US-born Yemeni cleric Anwar al-Awlaki wants them all seriously dead:
The proper solution to this growing campaign of defamation is the execution of those involved.
The article singles out Seattle-based cartoonist Molly Norris, who satirically proposed to make May 20, 2010, an “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day”.
Writes the bloodthirsty cleric:
A cartoonist out of Seattle, Washington, named Molly Norris started the ‘Everyone Draw Mohammed Day’ She should be taken as a prime target of assassination, along with others who participated in her campaign. The large number of participants makes it easier for us because there are many targets to choose from.
But the killings should not be limited to “Draw Mohammed” participants:
Because (participants) are practising a ‘right’ that is defended by the law, they have the backing of the entire Western political system. This would make … attacking any Western target legal from an Islamic viewpoint.
Awlaki, now based in Yemen, rose to prominence last year after it emerged he had communicated by email with Major Nidal Hasan, a US army psychiatrist accused of opening fire on colleagues at Fort Hood, Texas, killing 13.
The imam has also been linked to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a Nigerian student accused of trying to blow up a Detroit-bound flight with explosives in his underwear on December 25, and Martyrs-R-Us Inspire devotes a page to praising his efforts. Here’s an extract:
The mujÄhidÄ«n brothers in the manufacturing department managed with the grace of AllÄh to make an advanced bomb. The bomb had been tested and proven effective as it has passed through the detector ports. The martyrdom bomber managed with the grace of AllÄh to reach his target, but due to a technical glitch, the bomb did not explode completely; and we will continue on our path until we get what we want, and all worship is devoted to AllÄh alone.
Hat tip: Brian J
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July 12th, 2010 at 10:15 am
If I were to publish:
“The proper solution to this growing campaign of islamo-fascism is the execution of those involved.”
I would no doubt be arrested for hate speech, threats and racism.
Actually, it is probably illegal even to say it in Europe.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:47 am
That’s some magazine for such a peaceful religion.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:58 am
I’ve just dropped them a line and told them Wingnut Windsor has been “slaggin em off”.
July 12th, 2010 at 11:37 am
So the mad, murderous muzzies are encouraged to attack anything Western then given bomb-making instructions. Where’s this webshite hosted, some “friendly” place like Saudi Arabia?
The sane world’s getting increasingly frustrated with each new Islamic outrage. I’m not bothered if they shit on their own doorsteps but any more of it in the UK will provoke retaliations as the extreme right get more organised.
July 12th, 2010 at 11:56 am
So, every single westerner is a legitimate target. That’s got to be, what, 700 million-1 billion people (at a very rough guess)?
And how many westerners have been killed for these “outrages” of defaming Mo? A handful.
It seems to me that these islamics talk a good game, but when it comes down to it, they’re a little short on the action part of it.
Inadequates talking tough to make themselves look like Bertie Big Bollocks. What a shock.
July 12th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
@Broadsword,
The magazine is carried on Scribd.com, which Google describes:
The relevant server, though, could be anywhere. Probably in the USA, though and relying on the First Amendment.
This side of the pond, though, we might be well advised to clear our caches after reading it!
July 12th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
@Pete H.
Anyone making these daft hyperbolic threats at the same time identifies himself as immature and inadequate. What mature, confident human being could behave like this? When they are caught, even the suckers attracted to the so called training camps, are revealed as sad sickos desperately seeking meaning and status in their boring lives. They are, of course, the cannon/bomb fodder for the mullahs who set them up while keeping safe themselves.
Rather like first World War Generals. I like the story of the deserter from the trenches who lost his nerve and legged it. He ran in panic for a mile or so when he was stopped by an officer. The officer shouted, “Stop! I am your commanding General.”
“Fucking hell”, says the squaddie, “I did realise I had run that far.”
July 12th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
“Fucking hellâ€, says the squaddie, “I did realise I had run that far.â€
Hah, I like that.
On that subject, I thoroughly recommend this book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Forgot.....038;sr=8-1
Stunning stuff.
July 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Sorry, that wasn’t Google I quoted, it was Wikipedia. Edit not working again.
Edit: it is now!
July 12th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
“Fucking hellâ€, says the squaddie, “I did realise I had run that far.â€
Hah, I like that.
On that subject, I highly recommend this book:
Forgotten Voices of the Great War: A New History of WWI in the Words of the Men and Women Who Were There by Max Arthur.
July 12th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
It seems that these morons allow themselves to kill anyone who doesn’t agree with them, so we’re all targets by now, even though they seem to prefer inter-faith killings. With the ease you can set up a site, it’s hard to guess how serious you have to take some of these threats. There could be a real jihadi’s group behind, or just some frustated kid who gets an erection from this kind of content-management. And it only takes an individual to be influenced by this kind of shit, we’ve seen plenty of examples so far.
July 12th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
The New York Times says that at first only three pages appeared and some thought it to be a fake. Now it’s being taken more seriously in the USA
July 12th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
We are on a downward spiral. If I made any threats I would be arrested and charged with treason
I am actually frightened. Still the royalty and mps are guarded by bodyguards at a great expense to the Country.
I would like to ask the pope when he visits uk what god would say to these people who want to destroy, he would have no answer of course.
These sites and magazines should not be allowed so why are they, when they tell you to make bombs.
July 12th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
No depiction! – it encourages idolatry!
Come again?!
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July 12th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
elainek123. I wonder myself why Rowan Williams and his bishops, for example, don’t debate and condemn these threats instead of endlessly attempting to enforce discrimination against women. They have actually had a group discussing the women’s issue for 18 months. Then their idea was voted down by the lay contingent. What did they find to discuss for 18 months?
Charles Windsor encourages muzzies and is well rewarded for it. He is a muzzie hero. This really is a scandal. This man is in favour of a more sympathetic approach to sharia law. Of course, as in his divorce, he does not expect any laws to apply to a superior human being such as himself.
July 12th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
And now I know why the Israelis block some stuff that many regard as common household and necessary items.
Seriously, I keep trying to remember, everyday I read stuff like this, that there are “peaceful” muslims, but it is becoming harder and harder!
July 12th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
A bit of anti-Mo stuff.
http://i45.tinypic.com/25u62df.jpg
http://religiousfreaks.com/Use.....t.test.gif
July 12th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
@elainek123,
You said ‘I would like to ask the pope when he visits UK what god would say to those who want to destroy’
Easy – ‘Join a religion’
July 12th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Broga: I think you have things arse about tip there! It was actually the clergy who voted down yesterday’s motion – which involved setting up a group of “Superbishops” who could be bussed into “traditionalist” parishes to minister to the poor dears who would faint at the sight of a WOMAN in a frock. The Synod has today voted in favour of women bishops (sort of) if I read things right!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10603968.stm
July 12th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
On the subject of censorship, I believe that inciting murder is one of the rare things that there could be a case made for banning as there is a possibility of actual real world consequences. On the other hand, shitwits like these are possibly safer if they are out in the open where everyone can see them. They are certainly on the right track for converting the infidels by acting like beligerant halfwits. I wonder if it ever occurs to them that Allah has been attempting global domination for fourteen hundred years and that his lack of success might reflect badly on his credentials as an almighty deity who claims not to have any rivals.
On the subject of Chuckles the royal jester, do you suppose that the Muzzies are grooming him because they think that if they can get him to convert and he then becomes King, then Britain and the commonwealth will then become Muslim states?
July 12th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
@Pete H. The squaddie said “didn’t”. My mistake. Sorry. Thanks for the recommendation on the WW1 book. I am looking forward to reading it. I am a fan of WW1 poetry. These guys, many who died young, really nailed the lies, hypocrisy and slaughter. I’m having a problem with negatives. I meant to write later they “couldn’t shut Sassoon up.
“The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
Wilfred Owen.
Or the same author’s Anthem for Doomed Youth. Owen was killed at the end of the war aged 25.
I particularly admire Seigfried Sassoon both for his poems and his books. Memoirs of a Fox Hunting Man and Memoirs of an Infantry Officer. Sassoon, an Infantry Officer, tried to expose the racketeering of the war profiteers who deliberately kept the war going. As he was an aristocrat they could shut him up so they declared him mad. He was denied the gallantry medal he should have been given – probably a VC – and given a lower level medal because of his “attitude problem.”
His great virtue, or one of them, for me was his realisation that the ordinary men, the other ranks, were at least as heroic as the officers and he did change his attitudes. He realised that the sergeant who had previously tended his horses was a man of exemplary courage and worth.
You probably know all this. If so. Apologies. You just pressed a particular enthusiasm of mine. I like Robert Graves “Goodbye to all That.”
Of course, all the deceit, profiteering and corruption continues with the current conflicts while those at home bleat about honour and duty.
July 12th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
I too enjoyed reading Robert Grave’s book and much of Wilfred Owen’s and Sassoons. The latter would have verbally torn Prince Harry to pieces over his desertion of his mates in the Middle East and I quote:”I will remain loyal to my men”. What a joke. I can assure readers that it is illogical to sign up for the army and scurry back to England as soon as things get a bit hot. And no, he would not have brought fire down on his mates as the media wishes the general public to believe.That is an excuse or whitewash if you prefer it. The loved ones of those three hundred plus soldiers who have been killed because of our involvement there, certainly do not agree that Prince Harry is worth more than any of those killed, no matter what rank they are.Yet the Establishment seems to think he is. I can assure you that once kitted up in ‘battle gear’ even a soldiers mum wouldn’t recognise him.I deplore the invasion occupation in the Middle East but am appalled that Prince Harry has been ‘retired’ as an “armchair soldier”. What a scoundrel.
July 12th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Broga: You are having REAL problems with negatives today!
As he was an aristocrat they could shut him up so they declared him mad.
I share your thoughts completely. When we were reading Memoirs of a Foxhunting Man in class I became so frustrated at our English teacher constantly saying :”We’ll skip the next bit and go on to page 94″, or whatever, that I purloined a copy of the book, took it home one weekend, and read the whole thing through! The memory of that experience is still fresh in my mind after fifty years – I thought it was a wonderful book then and still do. I now have Sassoon’s autobiography, which is a similarly enchanting insight into that golden age before The Great War. The war poetry, too, is the most moving literature ever produced in this country.
PS I had one of those Book Club editions of Goodbye to All That but foolishly loaned it to a friend, and it has not been seen since. Never lend your books!
July 12th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
If you can get it there is a cassette (1980s) of Tim McInnerny of Blackadder reading Wilfred Owen. Worth tracking down.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
@barriejohn. Seems like I ballsed it up, so to speak. Must pay more attention. I tend to have a switch off capacity when they start droning. Thanks for the correction.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
@barriejohn. Glad you enjoyed the Sassoon books as I did. I tried to correct one of the negatives but I find that I can only scroll down a few lines before the stuff stops. No idea whether this is just me, my laptop or what. And then there is that deadline ticking away.
Regards and thanks.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
tony e. Many thanks. I will try to trace it. Good of you to let me know.
July 13th, 2010 at 3:11 am
Scribd took the site down, so now your link is dead.
July 13th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Broga
If, like me, you find The Little Tinker compulsive it would explain your looming deadline. Get your head down and do some work instead of flitting in and out of here. It always gets me too.
July 13th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Link to magazine no longer works. Anyone got a copy?
July 14th, 2010 at 2:39 am
As a teenage public pool swimmer, I would estimate the content of a public pool to be at least .01 percent piss. We’ve seen the South Park episode, I don’t swim in public pools anymore, mostly because I pissed in them like everyone else, it was easier than getting out of the pool, and no one could tell. The amount of chlorine gas dissolved in the water is so high it will burn your eyes, and kill the bugs most people are pissing, but, if that makes you feel better, I’ll remind you of those who have not showered their assholes since the last time they splashed the porcelain god. Its the nastiest kind of body soup.
But, if Muslims can’t fight the temptation, and take a few swallows in violation of their fast, more power to them. If they need me to shit in their mouths, I’m available, at a nominal fee.
NeoWolfe