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A FEW weeks back, an episode of American Dad on BBC3 TV featured an attempt by the main character, Stan, to be a speaker at a Republican convention. When he is cold-shouldered, the diehard homophobe finds himself accepted instead by the local chapter of the Gay Republicans – with hilarious consequences.

Funnier still is the real-life row that’s erupted between two leading Christian nutters in the US – right-wing writer and commentator Ann Coulter and WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah over precisely the same issue: gay wingnuts.

Coulter called Farah a  ”swine” and a “publicity whore” after she was dismissed as a keynote speaker at WND’s upcoming Taking America Back National Conference.

Coulter was ditched because of her plan to address a gathering titled Homocon sponsored by the homosexual Republican group GOProud, which promotes same-sex marriage and military service for openly-gay people.

Farah said the decision was a gut-wrenching one for his team because of their fondness for Coulter as both a person and writer-speaker.

Ultimately, as a matter of principle, it would not make sense for us to have Ann speak to a conference about ‘taking America back’ when she clearly does not recognize that the ideals to be espoused there simply do not include the radical and very ‘unconservative’ agenda represented by GOProud.

The drift of the conservative movement to a brand of materialistic libertarianism is one of the main reasons we planned this conference from the beginning.

Farah added:

Ann is angry. I hope she calms down and there can be some restoration, repentance and forgiveness. She said some mean things about me, but I can sleep at night knowing I did the right thing in God’s economy.

This was all too much for P Z Myers, who described Coulter as a “crazy flaming psycho goon”, and asked:

God’s economy? What does that mean? I’d love to know exactly how his god is carrying out his economic plans. Does this mean god is an atheist, because he seems to be shipping our economy overseas to China?

Quick too to join the fray was 22-carat lunatic Peter LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth, a “national organization devoted exclusively to exposing and countering the homosexual activist agenda”. “Barbara” squealed:

As a fan of Ann Coulter, it pains me to see her cave into political correctness and lend credibility to the phony homosexual ‘conservatives’ over at GOProud.

Christopher Barron, chairman of GOProud, issued a statement about Coulter’s appearance at his event:

We did not invite Ann Coulter to speak at Homocon 2010 because we believe she has ‘evolved.’ Quite the contrary, we invited Ann Coulter because of who she is, who she has been, and who we know she will continue to be – the smartest, funniest, most provocative conservative author and columnist around. If anyone needs to evolve, it’s the uber-PC gay left and their enablers, not Ann Coulter.

Hat tip: Marcus

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7 Responses to “Sparks fly as fundies clash”

  1. Just one big happy family of the lord. Don’t yer just lurve that good ol christian spirit.

  2. Nasty piece of work that Coulter.

    And to mistake her for being smart or funny is a hoot.

    The USofA really excels in producing and giving free media reign to a raft of stomach-churningly ignorant bigoted blow-hards. They all seem to be “commentators” or “writers” – and espouse the worst kind of backwards idiotic primitivism that they sneer at in other cultures.

    Ah. gotta love our Stephen Green though – the best thing he can manage is coming out as a metrosexual exponent of male grooming in just 3 minutes on channel 4. His new appearance totally overshadowed his “Muslims eh? They don’t like gays do they” speech.

  3. Oh, this is so awesome!

    Also, Homocon’s slogan

    “our gays are more macho than their straights”

    Holy internalised homophobia, Batman. Also, since when is being macho a good thing? Ewww.

  4. “…because of their fondness for Coulter as both a person and writer-speaker.

    Blimey. If you have a fondness for Anne Coulter as a person,the what the fuck does that say about you?

    We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them all to christianity.” (A. Coulter)

  5. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It just doesn’t get any funnier than this. Absolutely hilarious. I love it when the dipshit fundies start kicking lumps out of each other. The basic joke is that the Anne Coulter creature seems to regard herself (natch) and be regarded (incredible) as some kind of great brain, superstar intellect and thinker. She is a category one dumbfuck.

    I am assuming that these exchanges are for real and not a send up.

  6. Wot Larks, Pip? !!!!!!

    Deliciously funny!

    “Intellect” & “Ann Coulter” just don’t go together.

    Can we hear more, perhaps, about the claims of this apparently brainless woman to deserve serious attention?

  7. Taking back America??

    these fucknuts HAD America for 8 fucking years and cunted it for everyone and are still trying to fuck things up for those trying to do some good.