DEVOUT Catholics sure ain’t gonna like this …
Some bright sparks have designated Saturday as Red Nob Day – and are exhorting us menfolk to knock one out for charity on the 19th.
The organisers say on their Facebook page:
We’re trying to raise £10,000 for Testicular and Prostate cancer. All you have to do is have a wank and donate £2 or as much as you can afford.
Well, this appeal immediately brought to mind Monty Python’s Every Sperm is Sacred song. Enjoy … Oh, and please give generously!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8[/youtube]
The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
March 17th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Had no idea I’d been doing so much charity work over the years.
March 17th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Blimey, at the rate I’ve been going lately, we could see a cure by… ooohhh.. the end of next week?
March 17th, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Let’s get this straight, do we have to do it in public or not?
Just asking incase I get my collar felt.
March 17th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Oh Cum All Ye (Un)faithful!
March 17th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
I’ll be away as of tommorow until tuesday and I’ll be sharing a room with a bunch of people so I don’t think I’ll be cracking one off until I get back but I’ll make up for lost time
besides you know what they say about wanking, 90% of people do it and the other 10% are liars and that includes the devoutly religious
March 17th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Passed on to the biggest wanker I know.
March 17th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Tim, if the rumours are true, you boys won’t be seeing anything
March 17th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
The gift that keeps on giving.
March 17th, 2011 at 11:35 pm
I’m afraid all i’ve got is some small change…………
March 17th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Well, if I must…
March 18th, 2011 at 2:50 am
An asshole I once was acquainted with used to say, “The best part of you ran down your mom’s leg.” Kinda humorous really, like, did your mother have any children that lived?
It’s been a number of years since I watched “Meaning of Life”. But, two scenes I remember clearly:
The factory worker returning home sees the stork drop a baby down his chimney. He stops and says, “Ohhhh! Bugger!” When he gets home he calls his children together and announces they have all been sold to medical research. LMFAO!!!
And the scene where the fat guy eats until he pukes, and the waiters provide him with a bucket, but dive for cover when it becomes obvious he’s about to explode. For a comedy, the exploded corpse seemed very real. Hilarious!!!!!!
Monty Python, good stuff.
NeoWolfe
March 18th, 2011 at 7:38 am
Ere! U you calling a wanker?
Cor blimey, I get to do my favourite hobby & it’s for a good cause! Is there a limit to the number of wanks we’re allowed to do? I mean, I want to do my best, dontcha know.
To paraphrase ZombieHunter, show me a man who says he doesn’t wank & I’ll show you a liar.
March 18th, 2011 at 8:59 am
Why could’nt the organisers have chosen Sunday instead. I usually crack one off during Antiques Roadshow.
Especially when Bunny’s on.
March 18th, 2011 at 9:14 am
Shaking hands with the unemployed!
March 18th, 2011 at 10:54 am
remigius:
You like a nice Welsh-dresser, then?
March 18th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Believe it or not I’ve just fallen over and sprained my wrist. If there are any young ladies in the West London area who could give me a hand on Sunday evening I would be very grateful.
It’s for charity.
March 18th, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Ann Widdecombe would like to know whether women are included:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....wards.html
March 18th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Is there a limit to the number of wanks we’re allowed to do?
Somebody always has to boast!
March 18th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
“Ann Widdecombe…”
You had to ruin it! Be lucky to manage a quid’s worth, now.
First time I’ve seen a Mail story where the comments I agreed with were the green’d ones!
March 18th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
I thought the same, Daz!
March 19th, 2011 at 12:04 am
RE: The Widdecombe story from the Mail – Did this woman not change churches because the Church of England allowed women to become priests, which she feels they aren’t worthy to be because they are unclean and unfit channels for god? As a friend of mine said to be, the fact she was there at all is a joke.
March 19th, 2011 at 1:22 am
JohnMWhite
To be fair, she’s partly right. If a loving god did exist, Widdecombe would indeed be an unfit channel for him.