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Barry Duke on September 13th, 2011

IN THE good old Old Testament days, anyone who displeased God would be in for an almighty smiting.  But nowadays God’s smiting abilities appear to be mightily diminished; the worst one can expect is a missive from Above, expressing grave disapproval. We know so because God had a plan to alleviate  the drought in Texas. [...]

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MEET the Rev R Jeremy Brooks.  He serves full time with the hilariously-named Protestant Truth Society, and is a member of Ebenezer Baptist Church, Old Hill, Cradley Heath, West Midlands. This little sweetheart doesn’t much like the idea of gays getting hitched “on religious premises”. In fact, he is so against the concept that he [...]

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WITH his floppy blond hair and the face of a 14-year-old, Ross MacFarlane is a far right-wing Conservative twit – a twit who’s now looking for a new job after he was caught on camera making anti-Catholic remarks and trying, with some difficulty, to set fire to an EU flag doused with vodka. MacFarlane was [...]

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LAST week DC launched a revamped version of Action Comics, which has been given a makeover by veteran Scottish comics auteur Grant Morrison. According to this report: Just as the first Action Comics premiered against the backdrop of the Great Depression, imminent technological advancements like television, and the rise of Nazi Germany, Morrison wanted to [...]

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A JERSEY postal employee’s decision not to allow 40,000 audio CDs of St Mark’s Gospel to be delivered by post to all residents on the island was “a horrible mistake”. The employee, according to this report, decided that the CDs – produced as a part of the celebrations to mark 400 years of the first [...]

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AROUND 60 percent of Scots support gay marriage – but the Catholic Archbishop of Glasgow is certainly not one of them. In fact, this posturing imbecile believes that those who do support such unions are “foolish”. Furthermore, according to this report, the barmy old bigot says that any attempt to redefine marriage is a direct [...]

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