THINGS like bananas and cucumbers may “arouse” Muslim women, and “make them think of sex”. That’s the view of an unnamed Muslim cleric, based in Europe, who is reported here as saying that women should not even get close to foodstuffs such as these. If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, [...]
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RIOT police and guard-dog patrols were called out yesterday in Paris to safeguard one of city’s most prestigious theatres when it became the latest target in a wave of Catholic protests across France against so-called “blasphemous” plays. According to this report, the head of the Théâtre du Rond-Point on the Champs-Elysées complained of death threats [...]
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A FIGHT which broke out shortly before the start of a nativity play at Harton Primary School, in South Shields, resulted in a dad having his finger bitten off. According to this report, shocked parents looked on as the two men began brawling on Tuesday afternoon. Onlookers told of their horror after one bit the [...]
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THE victim of a savage, unprovoked attack by a gang of Muslim women has described the lenient sentences they received from a Leicester judge as “disgusting”. Sisters Ambaro Maxamed, 24, Ayan Maxamed, 28, and Hibo Maxamed, 24, along with their cousin Ifrah Nur, 28, were convicted of causing actual bodily harm to 22-year-old Rhea Page, [...]
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THIS week a new law come into effect that will allow legally-recognised same-sex civil partnerships to be registered on religious premises in England and Wales. But before you start cheering and popping the Champagne corks, be aware that the law could hit the buffers if a lunatic Christian peer’s “prayer to annul” succeeds in the [...]
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JOHNNY Depp has proved himself to be a truly gifted actor – but his latest foray into the world of pop has earned him no fans among US fundies, who are fuming over his Jesus Stag Night Club song. According to this report, Depp teamed up with the band Babybird to record the number, which: [...]
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