FROM his roost in Cloud Cuckoo Land, Britain’s funniest fundie is crowing over supermarket Tesco’s Christmas slump, attributing it to the power of prayer.
Christian Voice's Stephen Green, still one step ahead of the men in white coats
According to Stephen “Birdshit” Green’s hysterical blog:
We … prayed for confusion in the Tesco boardroom. As the ‘Big Price Drop’ was launched in September, it seems that Almighty God, who operates outside space and time, was well ahead of us, anticipating our prayers, and seeing by our actions that our prayers were serious. Significantly, we prayed for a drop in their share price, which, with £3b erased from the value of Tesco, has been answered on what you could describe as a Biblical scale.
Why was Green and his dingbat cohorts praying for a Tesco slump? Because Tesco announced a £30,000 donation to:
The Divisive, depraved London ‘Gay Pride’ … with all its anti-Christian aggression, indecency, immorality and separatism.
The goofy Green insists that Tesco’s poor performance was the result of his call to boycott the chain:
As a result, thousands of Christians and other decent people boycotted the store at what should have been its busiest time of the year. I now call on Tesco to see sense before their company is ruined. Don’t display the arrogance of Pharoah. Withdraw the grant to Gay Pride … blah, blah, blah …
Hat tip: Robert Stovold & Remigius
I think it’s Birdshit Green who is operating outside of space and time.
I’d go as far as to say actual birdshit is capable of more intelligent thought than that basket case. Why let a minor insignificance as a global recession be reason when it can be put down to divine intervention. Had a leaflet from this idiot through the door yesterday, spouting pages of homophobic vitriol. I am furious to say the least.
That’s funny I was in Tesco a few times before christmas and yet they were very busy. I guess he doesn’t know that the world is still going through bad economic times (yet religion the world’s biggest industry hasn’t been affected much at all) and that other businesses didn’t do as much as they expected to leading up to christmas. Hmmmm, anyone else thinks he is just a delusional religious fucktard who only wants attention just because his religion is dying in the UK?
You have to laugh at this deluded twit, he really believes the crap he spouts.
So basically Green admits that his prayers didn’t work by saying that god “was well ahead of us, anticipating our prayers” But then, we already knew that.
“We prayed for a drop in their share price”
Hardly in the spirit of “Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse” (Romans 12:14), now is it, Mr. Green?
Confusion in the Tesco boardroom? The only confusion is in Birdshit’s head where reality and fantasy have become indistinguishable from each other. The man really is a cock.
This reminds me of the time some years ago that Pakistan lost a cricket match and Green sent out a press release claiming to be behind the result as that is what he had prayed for. Perhaps on that occasion Green didn’t actually make any prayers prior to the game, but sent some after hearing the score to Mr outside space and time and backdated them.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…that’s all to it.
I think I’ll be going against the grain with this one, but, here in the UK I think we need ‘Birdshit’.
America has Kent Hovind, Ted Haggard and George Rekers, it’s only fair that we have our own deluded, hypocritical and lying tosser in the form of Birshit Green.
I thought you weren’t going to give these idiots any more publicity, Barry! As I pointed out previously, Green, Hutton, et al, “represent” no one:
http://www.christianvoice.org.uk/?p=2502
They can’t lose, though, because when things go their way that’s God’s doing, and when they don’t it’s the Devil’s fault!
we all know god shops at sainsburys
Can this be for real? The line “it seems that Almighty God, who operates outside space and time, was well ahead of us” is priceless. Really? Almighty God who operates outside of space time gives a flying f#ck about Tesco’s corporate sponsorship programme? LISTEN TO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING YOU COMPLETE F#CKWIT. Also, does anyone else think there is a strong resemblence to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
Winto:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328629/Tesco-opens-latest-convenience-shop–church.html
“We prayed…” Is that the Royal we? Green and cronies must be all of, say a dozen similar idiots.
One of my joys is to see churches close and converted for secular purposes. As much as I dislike Tesco I must on this occasion applaud them. A number of years ago I was on business in Nottingham with a German guy who turned out to be quite religious. We went to a pub that was a former church, he was appalled at this and said it would not be allowed in his country!
@Angela_K
According to one report in the press Christian Voice has 2,000 members. As I have commented elsewhere, the other 1,999 seem to be keeping a very low profile.
I too love to see religious buildings converted into something useful. Methodist chapels are often re-used as both the Methodists and the buildings themselves are fairly practical. The CofE seem to have an inbuilt resistance to selling off their buildings and instead keep them open in the face of economic sense for their aging and dwindling congregations.
Most of the pics appear to feature Stephen Green alone, though there must have been someone else to take them. There don’t seem to be any showing more than a mere handful of people. Membership is £20 per year, so if he does have over a thousand followers he’s not doing too badly, is he?
http://www.repentuk.com/application_form.html
(www.repentuk.com – OMG!)
I seem to recall mention of this twat talking about his new computers and servers do he doesn’t seem to do too badly. I get the distinct feeling that someone is behind him, funding him.
Actually, this is partly my fault as I’ve been boycotting Tesco just on general grounds since about October. Sorry.
AngieRS. ‘I get the distinct feeling that someone is behind him, funding him.’
A lot of us have the distinct feeling that someone is behind him, fudging him!
Christians really do believe that God answers their prayers in this fashion. I well remember Boys’ Camp in Llansteffan in the summer of 1966 (ring any bells?), when there were terrific storms and torrential rain. We were in a steep, sheltered valley, but on the worst night we were up all night struggling to keep the tents from blowing away. All over the country campers had to abandon their holidays, but we survived. The following morning the camp commandant (yes!) gathered all the boys together in the marquee for a serious talk. “I want you boys to remember this”, he told the hushed gathering, in earnest tones – all the ungodly, worldly pleasure seekers had had to abandon their camps and return home, but “WE PRAYED”. It was all bullshit, of course. We were in a fortunate position, not really exposed to the wind, and had worked all night to save the camp from disaster!
barriejohn. I’m sure that in such a camp situation you would be able to find a few tight guys to stop you from blowing off.
Completely OT:
make sure to put any hot liquids down safely before clicking this.
We’ve “covered” that subject before, Daz!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BaxMlnoKZyY/SU06qNXzmlI/AAAAAAAAA2o/h4tjtlPgHzk/s400/christian-crusaders-with-al-davis.jpg
barriejohn
Oops, so we did. Still good for a giggle though.
@Daz: surely the ‘faith tone’ on the right is the young Stephen Fry?