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Lick this for kinky Catholicism!

POLISH authorities, investigating a bizarre ritual in which children were pictured licking whipped cream off a Catholic priest’s bare legs, have decided that no crime had been committed by Father Marcin Kozyra, but they described the incident as “tasteless”.

The photos, according to this report, show an “initiation ceremony” at the Salesians’ high school in Lubin, southern Poland.

Kinky,  not criminal: Kozyra has his knees licked clean by teenage girls.

Kozyra, who is also the school’s principal, said the ceremony was entirely innocent, and that such rituals for first year pupils had been taking place for years.

In the pictures, 13-year-old pupils, both girls and boys, are seen licking whipped cream off the priest’s bare knees as well crawling up a flight of stairs.

Kozyra said he saw nothing wrong in his actions or the pictures being posted on the school’s website.

Parents of some pupils have come out in support of the priest in a letter, where they claimed that the whipped cream was actually shaving foam and nobody was forced to eat it.

Janina Jakubowska, from the board of trustees at the Lower Silesia Education Board told the Gazeta Wyborcza not to judge the case too hastily.

We do not know the exact circumstances. It was an initiation ceremony: maybe it was the kids idea.

Local prosecutors launched an investigation after the photos were picked up by the national media. Though they found that there was no sexual intent, they said the ritual:

Exceeded the limit of good taste.

Monika Sajkowska, from the Nobody’s Child Foundation , while agreeing that the intentions of the priest at the school may have been innocent, told Polskie Radio that the behaviour was “inappropriate”.

The children were manipulated into this. Limits were exceeded. But not, it appears, with any other intention other than having fun.

The photographs of the initiation ceremony have now been removed from the school’s website.

Meanwhile, its is reported here that a Roman Catholic priest in Lynn, Massachusetts, has been placed on paid administrative leave because of an accusation of sexual abuse of a child.

According to the Archdiocese of Boston, the alleged abuse by the Rev James E Gaudreau, 69, occurred in 2006, but the Archdiocese was only notified recently. The priest came to St Joseph Parish in 1984 as the Spanish apostolate for the Lynn area and became the church’s pastor in 1993.

Archdiocese officials said they notified police about the case and have launched an investigation. Lynn police declined to comment.

Hat tip: DC Brighton (Polish report) and Mark Richards

31 Responses to “Lick this for kinky Catholicism!”

  1. Buffy says:

    What sort of warped people would consider this remotely appropriate?

  2. Equality Jack says:

    “no sexual intent”
    Yeah, riiiight.

  3. Matt Westwood says:

    “… they claimed that the whipped cream was actually shaving foam …”

    Well that’s a relief. I was worried for a moment that the little treasures had been forced to eat something fattening. These are teenage girls! How outrageous would that have been!

  4. barriejohn says:

    Keep your hair on – it’s not as if he’s playing around with little boys!

    http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=i.4639175287374423&pid=1.9

  5. Ivan says:

    Does the priest cream himself?

  6. Broga says:

    What are these parents thinking about who support the priest? Imagine it was your child. Priests, I suppose, must get their kicks somehow but they seem to have an obsession with involving children.

  7. barriejohn says:

    Salesians’ Father Marcin Kozyra: Liar. Freakish saint: crazy moans.

  8. DCBrighton says:

    Vile and tasteless!
    Wearing socks with sandals and don’t get me started on that armchair!

  9. Ian says:

    Why is the freak carrying a stick and sat with his knees akimbo (I know he isn’t)?

    Innocent?

    Bollocks! That is a sexual act, it may be only common assault but deserving of a some robust action.

    I spent many years wearing a blue serge suit with shiny silver buttons and if that were in the UK he would be explianing his actions to a Magistrates Court.

  10. RabbitOnAStick says:

    How on earth can parents say this is innocent? It’s beyond belief.
    This is totally unbelievable.
    13 year olds licking stuff off of his knees.
    Licking anything off of an unmarried man or married man an adult – supposedly the fountain of morals, guidance, pastoral care etc. is reprehensible.

    as to “Janina Jakubowska, from the board of trustees at the Lower Silesia Education Board told the Gazeta Wyborcza not to judge the case too hastily.” “We do not know the exact circumstances. It was an initiation ceremony: maybe it was the kids idea.”

    How does that make it OK?

    What are these trustees there for if not to protect the children. They all ought to be removed immediately as trustees if that’s the attitude.

  11. Angela_K says:

    Whether it is child abuse, chopping bits from a boys penis or flying aeroplanes into buildings, religion lets them get away it.

  12. daren niklerog says:

    Parents mistake #1) putting their children into the care of a priest.

    Why are people surprised when representatives of religions are caught doing inappropriate things with children?

    Okay. Try this: What enables people to do unspeakable, disgusting, horrendous things while providing them with the ultimate tools of justification and avoidance of personal responsibility? Uh, the answer is religion morons.

  13. Trevor Blake says:

    I have counted hundred of trees so far but can’t see this ‘forest’ everyone keeps talking about.

    That is the attitude of Roman Catholic defenders. Hundreds of abusive clergy, documented evidence they were sheltered and the abused were silenced, but it’s still and always ‘an isolated case.’

    The rest of us clearly see the Roman Catholic Church as (among other things) an international child rape ring with a consulting seat at the United Nations.

  14. remigius says:

    When I was in the scouts there was an initiation involving a digestive biscuit.

  15. Denny Law says:

    The priesthood sees children as easy marks because they are so gullible. They know about the gullibility, not just because their intended victims are children but it takes lots of gullibility just to believe Catholicism isn’t a hoax.

  16. Broga says:

    @Denny Law: And we know from those adults who do not complain of priests sexually abusing them while they were children that their own parents refused to believe them. The cathedrals, the churches, the ritual, the dresses and the preacher standing high in the pulpit all served to keep the abuses hidden.

    I heard this morning that in Germany the Vatican pockets billions of euros that would otherwise be paid in taxes. The RC bishops say that any RC who does not opt to pay the RC predators will not be a “proper RC” and will not be buried by a priest. The good news, on the same report, is that 100,000 RCs are leaving the RC church every year.

  17. Matt Westwood says:

    “… will not be buried by a priest.”

    Well that’s gotta hurt

  18. tony e says:

    Cue the usual ‘it’s the kids that tempt them’ from Bill Donohue.

  19. MarcinT says:

    There is a different picture in the series, with a comment added “there is nothing as it looks, nothing except the erection”.

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/228818_372189469523881_596087140_n.jpg

    Once you see this one, the one from above will reveal more subtle detail…

  20. Robster says:

    Is this any more strange than believing that the wine and crackers are the blood and flesh of the baby jesus when serverd in small amounts on Sunday morning at church? Those catholics are as strange as those mormons and those really wierd scientologists.

  21. JohnMWhite says:

    @Broga – “What are these parents thinking about who support the priest?”

    Probably “If I don’t let him do whatever he wants to my children I’ll go to hell”. Or, more likely, “If I cause a fuss my social standing will suffer, so fuck the children”. Literally, if he feels like it, apparently.

    I also like that the school board have decided that it was innocent because “maybe it was the kids’ idea”. Apparently the school board did not go so far as to ask the children whether it was their fucking idea. That’s simply collaboration. Once more adults sell out children for the sake of their political ambition and their faith.

  22. Broga says:

    Thanks, barriejohn. You have to admit they don’t lack chutzpa. Gagging in a sewer of perversion they still behave with a sense of righteouness. They seem able to ignore the 120,000 a year legging it and hold a gun to the head of anyone who doesn’t pay. The blackmail is, of course, like indulgences – a wonderful racket – as the theat is for totally imaginary consequences.

    Definition of chutzpa: The men who kills his parents and asks the judge for leniency because he is an orphan.

  23. Marky Mark says:

    Don’t be fooled, no matter what they say, this is a form of worshipping this priest. I’m thinking that each year the shaving cream is moved further up his leg and eventually replaced by real whip-cream after they are fully brainwashed.

  24. David Anderson says:

    Look at that picture in the link from MarcinT. How any parent or teacher could consider this action innocent is disgusting. Of course, Kozyra sees nothing wrong in his actions because he’s a fucking cafflik priest.

  25. barriejohn says:

    Following up MarcinT’s comment, which I have only just seen, Father M seems to derive much pleasure from playing with the children. I wonder who took the pics?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/polish-police-a-lather-creepy-initiation-photos-showing-teens-licking-whipped-cream-priest-knees-article-1.1163828

    (Some sites are claiming that this was shaving foam, BTW)

  26. barriejohn says:

    PS I don’t think that that is an erection that can be seen. It appears to be his top – though that doesn’t mean that he didn’t have one!

  27. David Anderson says:

    Shaving foam, cream or whatever, it’s still bloody perverted. If, as some say, it was the kids idea so what? Kids have all sorts of stupid ideas that any responsible adult would turn them away from. This is abuse no matter which way you look at it and that priest and the teachers who can see no wrong in it should be relieved of their posts.

  28. Mark Richards says:

    “Kozyra said he saw nothing wrong in his actions or the pictures being posted on the school’s website.”

    All the more reason to lick lock him up.

  29. barriejohn says:

    By Gove – I’ve just had a brilliant idea! Let’s have lots more faith schools. These are just the people to entrust with the education and welfare of the young – much better than boring old, stick-in-the-mud, left-wing local authorities:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19717837

  30. Twoolf says:

    Looks like the purpose of the exercise is for him to be able to look down their shirts.