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Obama: He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy!

President Obama, the new Saviour of the World

OUTRAGE is being expressed in certain Christian quarters over the publication of a book written by a Florida professor that was released prior to the election which equates Barack Obama to Jesus and declares that his God-given mission is to bring:

Heaven on earth.

The Gospel According to Apostle Barack was written by Florida A&M professor Barbara A Thompson, who states that she was given a series of dreams by God in which she was able to realize Obama’s purpose as the leader of the free world.

She says that after God answered her prayers to heal her son Gibran, who was badly injured in an accident, the Almighty told her to:

Go on a journey with Apostle Barack.

Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society; Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society for the middle class and working poor.

She continued:

Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of ‘heaven here on earth’ for his followers.

This sure upset someone called “Whitehorse” on the site College Fix:

Now God has apostles that promote lies, murder, same sex marriage?! Forgive her Father and let mercy outweigh judgement as she is certainly misguided, ignorant and delusional.

Another commenter called Idaho Bob also blew off steam:

It’s obvious that this woman has no idea who the one true God really is. The unfortunate thing is that she speaks for many in America today who profess to be religious, yet have no understanding of truth. No, the god this woman dreamt of is the devil and he is deceiving her along with millions of other hurting people who need the real truth in Jesus Christ.

 

7 Responses to “Obama: He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy!”

  1. RabbitOnAStick says:

    What a bunch of tosh. Where do these people get this stuff from?

    A few years ago a neighbour of mine (swedish church goer) believed Gorbachov was the anti-christ, and this came from the church and was confirmed by nostradamus’s writings.

  2. remigius says:

    So Obama is both the Messiah and the Antichrist. This should be interesting!

  3. RabbitOnAStick says:

    Barriejohn.
    How sad.
    Looks like squidward out of spongebob to me. Or…………….
    Methinks it looks like a weasel!

  4. AgentCormac says:

    I do love the fact that religiots all think they have an exclusive understanding of the giant sky fairy, his thoughts, plans and intentions for us humans. Does it never, ever occur to them that perhaps they are all talking utter bollocks?

  5. barriejohn says:

    ROAS: As if the mother of Jesus would have looked anything like the religious representations anyway!

    PS Did Barry forget “He’s making it up as he goes along”?

  6. RabbitOnAStick says:

    Barriejohn.
    True indeed.

    if they can’t get the text of the goat herders handbook right, how can they get the images right!
    Its incredible how ridiculous people are when faced with ridiculous things.