Gay friends? Me dear? How very dare you! You’re mistaking me for Muhammad

WALID Shoebat is a Muslim fanatic-turned-Christian fanatic. But the fact that he is an utter fraud, claiming having once to have been an enthusiastic, bomb-tossing Jihadist, means nothing to Stephen “Birdshit” Green, who felt compelled to post a link on his Christian Vice website to some utter crap Shoebat posted earlier earlier this month on his own shite.

Walid Shoebat, liar and homophobe

Walid Shoebat, liar and homophobe

This post tackled the issue of whether God’s pansy prophet would have consorted with – uggh! – homosexuals.

Batshit wrote:

In many churches, tolerance has become an idol. I have heard numerous times Christians happily say that they have ‘gay friends’, as though it were a badge of honor. I have no problem with sharing the Gospel with homosexuals, but why should we make it a major goal for Christians to have gay friends?

Would Christ have gay friends? ‘Yes, since he spent time with tax collectors and prostitutes’, would be the answer of many modern Christians. But while this is true, this does not prove that Christ would have gay friends. A tax collector and prostitute are not homosexuals.

Just for the record, I have had TWO gay tax collector friends, and at least five mates who were once on the game.

Back to Batshit:

So would Christ have gay friends? No. But do you know who would? Muhammad. Muhammad, contrary to Scripture, in fact wore the clothes of his child-bride Aisha as a ritual to receive revelation from Allah.

Um … so a hairy great desert warrior could squeeze himself into a seven-year-old’s burqua? I’m sorry, but this simply won’t wash – even after my fourth Virgin Bloody Mary.

Anyway, Batshit’s argument is that:

The followers of Muhammad consisted of mukhannathun, or cross dressers. It is the same word as mukhannatah, which in Arabic means homosexual.

Which only goes to prove how utterly ignorant the Muslim world is about sexual orientation. More so even than the Greens and Bob Huttons of this world.

Batshit concludees:

Muhammad not only was a cross-dresser, but he had gay friends. So the next time you hear a modern Christian laud himself for having gay friends and criticize the church for prohibiting homosexuality, let him know that Jesus wouldn’t have gay friends, but Muhammad did.

22 responses to “Gay friends? Me dear? How very dare you! You’re mistaking me for Muhammad”

  1. Buffy says:

    It’s amazing the crazy shit they’ll make up. Homophobia is quite literally a mental illness with these nutters.

  2. Robster says:

    Birdshit said: Would Christ have gay friends? ‘Yes’. From what the bible says, with some reported authority, the first century magic jew spent his life with twelve other blokes! Not just on but twelve. He wasn’t just gay, he was a gay gang banger. The bible makes no mention of any women in the baby jesus’s life, just the twelve other men. That Da Vinci code book (or the sequel) says something about jesus knocking about with another Mary (was Mary the only name middle eastern women of that age had?)but that’s apparently fiction (and the bible isn’t?). Jesus it would seem was gayer than most.

  3. John A says:

    Wouldn’t it be terrible if certain Muslims were to be offended by Stephen ‘Birdshit’ Green’s comments about their beloved prophet. I’m not saying for one moment that Muslims are prone to being offended, as if that were true, but it would be rather amusing to think that ‘Birdshit’ was a target of peoples ire for being anti-religious of all things.

  4. Marky Mark says:

    (WALID Shoebat is a Muslim fanatic-turned-Christian fanatic.)
    …here in US politics we call that “Flip-Floppin”. And considered, one with no loyalty or stand on an issue…a personality without direction.

  5. the Woggler says:

    You have to wonder why people like Green positively seek being hated. OK, just looked up the word sociopath. I understand now.

  6. David Anderson says:

    Oh no! You mentioned homosexuals. MaryD will be coming soon.

  7. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    @David Anderson: How do you know so much about MaryD’s sex life?

  8. barriejohn says:

    Sir David Attenborough is in trouble now for ignoring homosexual animal behaviour:–hes-ignoring-gay-animals-BBC-nature-documentaries.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490#axzz2KOtOTIfS

    He’s right – brilliant though he may be, Attenborough does come out with some silly, quite anthropocentric statements sometimes, like accusing a bird of “neglecting his parental duties”; but just look at the comments!

  9. Matt Westwood says:

    I think what homophobes do is disgusting and they should do it behind closed doors.

  10. Angela_K says:

    I hear a fatwa heading Green’s way – now that would be funny. “My god is better/less Gay etc than your god” The cry of the childish Green. I hope Green reads this Blog, it must be bad for his blood pressure!

  11. Andrea says:

    I think it’s nice that birdshit has a little friend. (I’ll call him batshit). Maybe their enthusiasm for mocking the prophet will get them both blown up by their fanatic colleagues on the other team. That would be a shame.

  12. barriejohn says:

    Matt: Straight people NEVER engage in anal sex (sodomy), oral sex or fetishistic sex of any kind, never access porn sites on the net, never abuse children, never have casual sex or short-term relationships, and hardly ever divorce once married. Surely you know all this?

  13. Matt Westwood says:

    @barriejohn: (fingers in ears) la LA la la …

  14. Barry Duke says:

    Whilst in the process of migrating archive material from the Pink Triangle Trust’s old website to a new one I have just created for the charity, I found this astonishing account written by a gay man shortly before his death aged 92. While (sort of) off topic, I thought it too good, too moving, not to share:

  15. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    BD, thank you for posting that, that was a wonderful read. What a great guy and what a riposte to those sad sacks of religionista’s his life was.

  16. RabbitOnAStick says:

    On from Attenborough link:

    I had a cat once. He was neutered.

    I witnessed his homosexual activity at least twice where he was buggered by another tom-cat. And he seemed to really enjoy himself. At the time i was quite surprised.

    And MATT W

    Very good!

    “I think what homophobes do is disgusting and they should do it behind closed doors.”

    Yes and be over 21.

  17. David Anderson says:

    GM-R: Pun was intended. Seems like the word homosexual gets MaryD very…um excited.

  18. Trevor Blake says:

    Muhammad promised heaven would include beautiful virgin servant boys (76:19).

    Jesus was not content to wait for heaven and had the Bethany Youth.

  19. Stephen Turner says:

    Barry, you’re making up names again!
    Walid Shoebat = Bosh! Twadle! Ai!

  20. 1859 says:

    This is utter junk! It’s on a parr with someone writing a serious doctoral thesis on why Thomas The Tank Engine was homosexual and Rupert Bear a cross dresser. One can only weep at this crap.

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  22. RabbitOnAStick says:

    Its nice to see that intolerance, putrid mendacity, hatred and simple stupidity is alive on Birdhsits website about Batshit. with this clear post about how awful it all is…. enjoy….

    “You are right in your article, Stephen. Tolerance doesn’t mean regarding sodomites as normal people with whom we can have friendships. The Bible teaches that we are to be seperate from filth – 2nd Cor 6 v 14-18 and c.7 v 1.

    We should point out to them that they can be changed by the power of God but I would stop short of calling them “friends”. Light and darkness cannot mix.”

    The words Hitler. Himmler. Final Solution. Spring to mind. Hamdullah.