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Mad Muslim preachers set out the rules of rape and anal sex for budding jihadists

LEADING Saudi cleric Sheikh Muhammad al-‘Arifi recently issued a fatwa permitting women from throughout the Muslim world to travel to Syria and give up their bodies to sex-starved rebel fighters.

Sheikh Muhammad al-'Arifi

Sheikh Muhammad al-‘Arifi

Al-‘Arifi, who holds the position of the chief imam of the King Fahad Mosque at the Royal Saudi Naval Academy located at the Persian Gulf coastal city of al-Jubayl, said it was OK for females to sacrifice of “their chastity” as well as “their dignity”.  This would result in the men being better able to concentrate on combating the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

Finding justification in the Koran for submission to rapists, al-‘Arifi stated:

Allah has purchased of the believers their persons [their bodies] and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): they fight in His cause, and slay and are slain (Yusuf Ali trans. 9:111).

Earlier, in January, al-‘Arifi set out the rules of rape:

  • Rapists must not have had sex for at least two years.
  • The actual rape itself should last no more than “a few hours in order to give each fighter a turn”.
  • Muslim females shouldn’t resist due to the act of being raped “boosts the determination of the Mujahideen in Syria”.
  • Any Muslim woman is fair game provided she is “at least 14-years-old, widowed, or divorced”.

Egyptian-American human rights advocate Magdi Khalil of the Cairo-based Middle East Freedom Forum, commented:

Absolutely everything [jihad, suicide operations, etc] revolves around sex in paradise. If you look at the whole of Islamic history, you come up with two words: sex and violence.

Sheikh Abu al-Dema al-Qasab

Sheikh Abu al-Dema al-Qasab

Last year Muslim cleric Sheikh Abu al-Dema al-Qasab said in a video that novel ways were needed to carry out martyrdom missions against the infidel – including shoving explosive up one’s arse. He declared that:

An innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.

Would-be jihadist must agree to be sodomised for a while:

To widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.

During the video, the sheikh cited a question from an unnamed jihadist:

Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomise me to widen my anus if the intention is good?

The cleric responded that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited,” and added:

Bummer! Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri succeeded only in killing himself when he detonated explosives lodged in his anus

Bummer! Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri succeeded only in killing himself when he detonated explosives lodged in his anus

Jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it.

One man who did pack his arse with explosives succeeded only in killing himself, and not his intended target

In 2009, al-Qaeda operative Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri detonated his bum bomb in an attempt  assassinate the Saudi Deputy Interior Minister and head of the nation’s anti-terrorism effort, Prince Mohammed bin Nayef.

Nayef escaped with minor injuries.

Hat tip: Robert Stovold

25 Responses to “Mad Muslim preachers set out the rules of rape and anal sex for budding jihadists”

  1. c says:

    that guy’s photo makes a better meme than bad luck brian

  2. Broga says:

    Once religions begin to pronounce on sex and give their instructions a sleazy, dirty, crass, repellent tone is established. Everything becomes so artificial, so constrained and so joyless. Sex is natural and should be happy and part of being human. It is also a wonderfully intimate way of confirming and consolidating a relationship. I’m so glad I am atheist – as is my wife.

  3. Mark O'Leary says:

    Oh come on. This HAD to cme from The Onion.

  4. Joe Thomson-Swift says:

    It seems everything is now permissible in the dark arts of Islam. Their god must be a despicable entity who is the ultimate pervert if any devout Muslim women would believe such practices of indulging in anal sex for Allah’s sake was a sacrifice for their monster god. Yay, are we really surprised at anything these crazy imams/clerics say to the faithful. Sharia law executes those practicing gay sex when it suits those who wield the power over life & death. Why don’t they stick the explosives up their bums and do us all a favour. We live in a sick world and religions are the cancers that pervade our lives – if you let them – that is. Women are oppressed enough as it is in these Muslim countries. They are beautiful creatures and life would be dull without them. One can but hope they have more sense than to listen to the twisted rantings of a hypocritical bunch of imam’s/clerics who often don’t practice what they preach. Maybe they have sore bums!

  5. mikespeir says:

    Well, it’s good to see that bounds have been set. Otherwise, things might get out of hand.

  6. barriejohn says:

    It does seem to have been a hoax, perpetrated by the opponents of this man:

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2013/01/07/saudi-cleric-okays-gang-rape-of-syrian-women/

  7. AgentCormac says:

    An innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.

    I notice he doesn’t use the collective ‘our anuses’ but rather seems to be urging others to do the igniting of semtex up their arses while he lives on to blather inanely another day. What a brave little jihadist!

  8. Broga says:

    The problem is that religious belief is so weird that it is difficult to spot what is a fake pronouncement. Talking snakes, virgin births, water into wine, wafers into flesh etc. What chance have we got?

  9. Trevor Blake says:

    Quran sura 9:111 reads (in another translation) “9:111 Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur’an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah ? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph.” This is an accurate quote.

    Meanwhile…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agc1e16U1TI

    … al-’Arifi has the courage to call for jihad in Syria then tuck-tail to England. Where some of his fellow rug-butters had an interfaith dialog with him. The kind that puts you in the hospital. So goes the religion of peace.

  10. Robert Stovold says:

    Having looked at that first link, I’m inclined to agree that the story was a hoax – I’m sorry now for having flagged it up, (In my defence, I did describe it as “utter madness” and “one of the most disturbing collection [of] stories I’ve read, even by Islamic standards”.)
    Broga hit the nail on the head in saying that religion is so absurd that it makes the hoaxes harder to spot.
    I would take issue with one of the claims on the site that issues a rebuttal though
    http://www.alternet.org/world/exhibit-how-islamophobic-meme-can-spread-wildfire-across-internet
    The writer askes, “But one would imagine that if a similar story emerged about a Christian cleric or a rabbi, someone, somewhere would have paused before posting it”.
    They probably would, because it’s not fair to try and pass the two religions off as equal; a 2010 poll found that at least three-quarters of Muslims in Egypt and Pakistan, and majorities of Muslims in Jordan and Nigeria, said they would favour making each of the following the law in their countries: stoning people who commit adultery, whippings and cutting off of hands for crimes like theft and robbery, and the death penalty for those who leave the Muslim religion.
    http://www.pewglobal.org/2010/12/02/muslims-around-the-world-divided-on-hamas-and-hezbollah/
    It’s against that kind of background that this story took off.

  11. barriejohn says:

    This story appears on many sites, but that’s not to say that it’s not another spoof. Who knows? But as others have said, it speaks volumes about the idiocy of religion – especially the Mohammedan variety – that whtaever nonsense was posted people would be prepared to accept it as “Gospel”, so to speak!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382627/Syrian-religious-group-bans-croissants-symbolise-oppression.html

  12. stokebruernehuman says:

    islam – the shitty skid mark on the underpants of the world.

  13. Matt+Westwood says:

    The phrase “hoist by his own petard” was never so apt. Shame it’s a spoof, I would have loved this to have been genuine.

  14. biggus dickus says:

    they all fuck each others arses anyway the fucking jihadist cunts

  15. Alfred_Yippie says:

    If this is the actual teachings of Islam, I’ll kill every Muslim I see…..

  16. Robster says:

    Do these twits learn this stuff at a Muzzie college somewhere or is it passed on genetically? I recon the immam or whatever he is supposed to be, wanders home after his pronouncements and has a good ol’ laugh before cracking a bottle of champagne and enjoying a quiet but refreshing beverage. Is he serious or a comedy act?

  17. Leon says:

    Fake Story. They don’t show the “Sheik” issuing the fatwa because it’s not real.

  18. Jobrag says:

    The other day on Jesus and Mo I learnt a new term Poes Law “when something is in reality so barking mad it is impossible to satirise it” who can tell these days. For those who haven’t heard it one series of Old Harry’s Game featured a suicide bomber who came to realise the Mullah who had sent him was an arse.

  19. Ged Warren says:

    So the story is fake. Why haven’t you taken it down? You are helping to persist lies on the web. Is that really what this site is about?

  20. Angela_K says:

    @Ged Warren. We know the story is fake but isn’t it better to leave it up so others may come here from a search and realise the same?

  21. Broga says:

    @Ged Warren: I would like all the muslims and Christians to remove all their fake stories. They would have very little left to show.

  22. Ged Warren says:

    @Angela_K: fair point. You’d only know that from reading the comments though.

    @Broga: something about two wrongs not making a right?

  23. Nabeel says:

    This BS who ever wrote this article is full of it.

  24. saif says:

    This is absolutely none since. .. this fatwa was denieded by the Shaikh himself… stop this dirty war.