Jailed: A creepy Christian puppeteer who fantasised about abducting and eating youngsters


Ronald William Brown and 'Marty'

Ronald William Brown and ‘Marty’

IN THE video above (click to view) creepy Ronald William Brown of Florida  has his equally creepy puppet Marty warn that “God will know” that he viewed “dirty pictures” even if his parents didn’t. Brown then quotes the Bible as saying:

You should run away from things that give you evil thoughts.

He ought to have taken his own advice.

Last week Brown, 58, who had been an active member of his church’s youth ministry; often drove children to the church andperformed puppet showsfor his congregation, was sentenced to 20 years for possessing kiddie porn.

When he was arrested last year, Brown, who also featured on a local Christian Television Network show, Joy Junction, was charged with possessing child pornography and conspiring to kidnap a child.

In a 29-page criminal complaint filed July 20, 2012, the sinister side of Brown was made evident. While he worked with his church’s youth during the day, Brown was said to have harboured the desire to rape, carve and cook the body parts of a young parishioner for Easter.

Authorities later dropped charges of conspiring to kidnap children, but Brown did plead guilty to having child pornography.

Brown, according to this report, openly fantasized online about murdering, cooking and eating children. In an Internet chat session, he told an associatiate of his desire to kill and cannibalise a boy at at the Gulf Coast Church.

I imagine him wiggling and then going still.

Brown went on in gruesome detail about the different ways he would kill and eat children with another alleged cannibal enthusiast, Michael Arnett, using online monikers that investigators traced to their computers. The two discussed killing – what they called “snuffing” – children as young as two.

In one chat cited in the original charge, Arnett described drowning a little girl, and in another, he and Brown excitedly talked about a photo, shared by Arnett, of a three-year-old girl being strangled.

Brown said that that was what he would “enjoying doing” to the unidentified Gulf Coast Church boy.

Brown was found to have over 200 pictures of children on his computer. Many of the children were tied up, gagged and blind-folded. He also solicited photos of dead children online, where he also had conversations about touching boys at a cruise ship pool, according to a report from the Orlando Sentinel.

Investigators said in 1998 they also found boys’ underwear at Brown’s home, and a blowup doll dressed in children’s clothes. Brown said he used the items for puppet shows.

WTSP reported that although Brown told investigators he wanted to eat a little boy he met at his church and had discussed his fantasies on a Yahoo message board, he never intended to actually harm children.

Along with being sentenced to 20 years in prison, Brown will have a lifetime of probation. He will also have to register as a sex offender, is prohibited from having contact with minors and banned from having access to a computer with online service.

Hat tip: Trevor Blake


17 responses to “Jailed: A creepy Christian puppeteer who fantasised about abducting and eating youngsters”

  1. mikespeir says:

    I’ve said it before. These people know they have a problem, think Christianity is going to solve it for them, and end up untreated and even worse.

  2. ZombieHunter says:

    how creepy, and that’s just for the video clip

  3. polomint38 says:

    He wants to eat babies, a closet atheist, if ever there was one. lol

  4. Bubblecar says:

    This is too weird for words. There’s a horror movie or two in this one, but if you made them, the Christians would accuse you of “portraying them in a bad light”.

  5. Trevor Blake says:

    As an atheist, I feel the absence of a moral compass every day. How I wish I could know right from wrong. I have no way to determine if it would be better for me to visit the sick and isolated in a hospital or cook and eat a child. If only I would learn the magic spells that contact the invisible monster that lives in the sky, He would tell me what do to by way of an oral tradition pre-dating psychology and germ theory-based hygiene. Oh, I am adrift. Help guide me, Gulf Coast Church, as you have guided so many.

  6. Broga says:

    @polomint38: Indeed, no true christian…….. He must be an atheist. I think mikespeir got it right. Christianity is seen as the solution for many of those unbalanced individuals. It is, of course, a contributor to the problem. Where priests are concerned it has also been a convenient cloak for their perverted acts.

    Talking of which I heard a report, headlined on the 6am Radio 4 news and given extensive coverage, about the bitter regret of a Scottish RC top cat about the extensive child abuse in a prestigious RC Scottish School – since closed. The comment included the point that some of Scotland’s most devout RC families handed their children, trustingly, to the school. The report seemed to have disappeared from later bulletins. I suppose the BBC preferred to get it done in the early morning before the main audience kicked in.

  7. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    But but, but, I thought it was us atheists that went around killing and eating babies! Have I got it wrong? Does this mean that I shouldn’t have had that last leg of child?

    What a sick fuck! This man needs treatment before he is ever allowed out into society again.

    And what has happened to the people he was chatting with? Surely they need watching/treatment as well?

  8. Broga says:

    You can be as creepy and cringe inducing to the most extreme extent but, to evangelical audiences, all you need for acceptance and admiration is to preach the “word.” I have just been reading about biblical archaeology and even many evangelical archaeologists accept that far from supporting the bible it undermines it. Events could not have happened where they were said to have happened, no traces have ever been found of the great empires of David and Solomon, the flood is fantasy and so on.

    What struck me time and again were the deceits being perpetrated by bishops, archbishops, cardinals, popes and priests. If all this is available to me as a layman they too must know. What do they teach in their training colleges: how to lie, how to deceive, how to spread myths. The bible is based on earlier myths. It is a collection of legends and fairy tales written at different times, in different places by different people and those people have personal agendas. The inerrant word of God? – laughable.

  9. Stephen Mynett says:

    Broga, it would be interesting, although it will never happen, to have access to the Vatican archives.It is anyone’s guess what might be found.

    It is amazing that there is considerable evidence that Nazareth never existed at the time of the Jesus character yet it is conveniently ignored by all theists and theologians.

  10. Cliff Knoetz says:

    This guy next?

    Probably not, just… more weirdness born of Jeebus.

  11. asquith says:

    20 years strikes me as overly lenient, has he got off lightly because being a faithhead still makes him seem respectable to cunts? That the likes of him should ever be free.

  12. AgentCormac says:

    @ Cliff Knoetz

    That video you linked to is truly the most hilariously disturbing thing I have watched in a very long time!

  13. Robster says:

    This sick and nasty little man probably fantasied that he was eating the baby jesus, which is apparently quite OK, while he was harbouring canabalistic fantasies about his young charges. He was probably revelling about taking a bite and slurp of jesus and like the crackers and the wine, the chosen child meal would be his particular symbolic guesture. Can’t be a healthy thing this strange canibalistic christian custom.

  14. 1859 says:

    Put a pair of specs on the dummy, Marty, and it looks remarkably like Brown himself?

  15. Christianity suck! says:

    christians are just like other people, full of flaws!! you cant just say he is an atheist just because he is acting like that. theres a lot of christians who banish their own kids because they are gay. I found this:

    Ever get tired of people throwing Bible verses at you, and using religion as an excuse for condemning homosexuality? Well, this is something I came across many years ago, and I still laugh every time I read it.
    On her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

    Dear Dr. Laura:
    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.
    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
    1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
    4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?
    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
    Your adoring fan.
    James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus Dept. of Curriculum,
    Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

    with that I am just saying that if he believes in god he will still be a christian.
    and he is still a jerk!!