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Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.ghost

The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defence.

“Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August.

Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations levelled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru.

The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.

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Under arrest: ‘Godman’ Bapu

Said Ajayal Lamba, Deputy Commissioner of Police in Jodhpur:

The team of doctors is saying he is perfectly, medically, mentally and physically fit.

Bapu is currently languishing in jail awaiting trial after a court rejected his bail plea The prosecution plans to present a detailed dossier of the charges in the trial soon, he said.

The case took a weird twist when a fellow “Godman” and a keen follower of Bapu, castrated himself. At this stage, according to the authorities, his motive so doing so is unclear.

Baba Premdas, 60, was found bleeding from self-inflicted wounds at his home in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He was admitted to a local hospital and then taken to a bigger health facility for surgery where his condition “is stable”.

Asked whether his act was related to the arrest of Asaram Bapu, police spokesman Alankrita Singh said:

We have heard such things, but all this is unconfirmed. Some say it was because of Bapu’s arrest … some say it was because he feared ending up in Bapu’s situation. No one knows.

Hat tip: BarrieJohn (“Godman” report.

50 Responses to “Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis”

  1. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    Is that first report from The Onion? It should be.
    As for not being able to get an erection because of diabetes, I’m diabetic and have no problems in that department.

  2. Broga says:

    Certainly convenient that the exorcism required him to have sexual intercourse. There is nothing so weird as actions performed which are based on religion.

  3. Har Davids says:

    Not the kind of magic wand as described in Harry Potter novels.

  4. mikespeir says:

    It’s bad enough that such con men exist, but worse that there are fools who fall for their crap.

  5. jay says:

    So let’s see : be fibbed to get laid? I’ve never heard of such a thing!

    (BTW impotence is sometimes a side effect of diabetes)

  6. Nishant says:

    “As for not being able to get an erection because of diabetes, I’m diabetic and have no problems in that department.”

    Diabetes that is severe enough can cause something called diabetic microangiopathy. uncontrolled diabetes causes glucose to deposit in the blood vessels, leading to a stenosis or narrowing of the blood vessel lumen, which impedes blood flow. Its common in patients with severe uncontrolled diabetes. Im not sure if he falls under this category. I think he’s just makin shit up, but just so you know it is a very real possibility.

  7. ZombieHunter says:

    Who ya gonna call?? GHOSTSHAGGERS!!!

    “hey your vagina is haunted I can get rid of those ghosts with my ectoplasm”

    Ok I’ll stop before I ruin my own childhood, I fucking loved ghoastbusters when I was a wee lad :D

    *ahem* still do

  8. Angela_K says:

    This woman must have been very drunk or very, very stupid to fall for that chat up line.

  9. tony e says:

    So not only did he convince her to have sex with him, but he charged her $3000 for it?

    I think she should also be arrested for being so bloody stupid.

  10. Matt+Westwood says:

    I direct you towards the story in Boccaccio’s “Decameron” where the young randy monk seduced the young innocent nun by convincing her that his penis was the devil and her vagina was hell. “We have to cast the devil into hell!”

    I almost wet myself with mirth when I first saw that story performed at a story-telling night at our arts centre.

  11. ZombieHunter says:

    hey you know how there was that parody porn film “saving ryans privates”??? is there another one called “the sexorcist”?? :P

  12. Johan Strandberg says:

    Is there a reason you use a fake picture at the top of this story? The image labeled Ghostbuster Huang Jianjun was posted here as a part of a demotivational poster as early as 2007. (The name badge in the picture also says “WONG”.)

  13. Joe Elwell says:

    Imagine if he suddenly lifted his cloak and his hard dick started glowing like a light sabour? and He started fighting everyone off with it? I would let him go at that point to continue slaying some demons. Clearly he has some unfinished business

  14. barriejohn says:

    I am wondering, too, whether this was a spoof story. The problem is that you can never be sure where this type of story actually originated!

    http://www.thecontroversialfiles.net/2013/08/ghostbuster-huang-jianjun-allegedly.html

  15. […] A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing […]  […]

  16. Barry Duke says:

    The picture used (and now replaced) was taken from a Spanish website (http://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/curiosas/201308261352-detienen-cazafantasmas-chino-usaba-pene-cont.html)
    After you pointed out that the pic was fake, we found another that seems to be the real culprit here: http://www.therooster.com/blog/chinese-romeo-tries-perform-exorcism-womans-vaginal-ghosts-his-penis-brilliant

  17. Broga says:

    The usual problem: there is no way of distinguishing between “genuine” religious belief and spooks. For example: virgin birth, man rising from the dead, daily cannibalism of same body an so much else. We have grown so accustomed to the religious absurdities that they become accepted as normal.

  18. Andy says:

    I think my arse is haunted, it keeps making strange noises, I’m definitely not calling the ass busters. ;-)

  19. L.Long says:

    mikespeir summed it up in one sentence.

    I do not think this guy is any worse then any other dogmatic speaker. They are ALL con men taking advantage of people with a specific mental problem.
    I sorta wish I could lower my moral code to do similar….there are so many sheeple out there I could get sex all the time! Yes my opinion of their decision making abilities is VERY very low.

  20. 1859 says:

    I mean…it begs the very serious, philosophical question as to why a ghost should hide inside a vagina? What people will do for a good shag….

  21. barriejohn says:

    It is gratifying to learn that, elsewhere, exorcisms are being “successfully” carried out (facepalm):

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/exorcism-french-town-limoux-screams-police_n_3894488.html

  22. Angela_K says:

    @Andy. Landover Baptists have a thing about Demons of the colon, apparently that is why some men are Gay ;-)

  23. Myrna Austin says:

    The woman needs to be locked up for her own protection because of her stupidity, unbelievable!!

  24. Robster says:

    It’s a very satisfying thing to see another religious “leader” under arrest. They all should be as religious “leaders” are unable to tell the truth about just about anything and as recent and ongoing stories suggest, are criminally liable in many, many cases.

  25. barriejohn says:

    Robster: The sad thing about these people – and I know that this applies to many ideologues other than the religious – is that their ideology is so important to them that they are not only prepared to lie through their teeth to support it, but in many cases have no idea what the truth really is any more. They really do believe that they are justified in saying anything and doing anything that furthers their cause because that is absolutely paramount, and the end justifies the means. How you would get anything like the truth from them in a trial I have no idea.

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  27. Yep the Boccaccio story was the first thing I thought of. Maybe Marco Polo brought that story to Italy!

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  29. Danail says:

    Now all he has to say is that it cures hemorrhoids as well. LOL

  30. scott says:

    Religious leaders who use religion to exploit the people who look up to them? Why that’s unheard of!

  31. sean says:

    I think they should check if this sluts head is fucking haunted, coz I’m guessing there’s not a brain in sight ! A haunted fanny ? She’s either been in an accident or she’s a full blown mongo !

  32. Chaitanya says:

    The guy cut off his dick in protest to godmen raping and spoiling the names of guru’s in general.It was all over Indian media recently.

  33. Adam says:

    That first girl wasn’t forced into anything. She was stupid and played. Sounds more like a life lesson.

  34. Johan Strandberg says:

    Thank you Barry Duke for finding the “real” (as far as can be determined) picture. Fake images just decreases the trust. But fixing it makes up for it 100%. Thank you for fixing.

  35. Sw says:

    Who you gonna call?

  36. mez says:

    Any women want a exorcism i do them for free
    I can get rid of ghosts in all three holes :)

  37. Mikekingjr says:

    So, let me guess: she woke the next morning and was like, “Hey. That guy took 3k from me…AND I STILL HAVE GHOSTS IN MY VAGINA!!! I’m suing!” Don’t know Chinese law, but PROVIDED it was TECHNICALLY consensual, maybe the arrest was more about the fraud than a sexual assault situation then? I mean, men have been getting their penises into vaginas under false pretenses for MILLENNIA now. By this line of thinking, we should all be in jail. Several times.

  38. PoonDragoon says:

    For optimum article experience, play this while reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

  39. RafiPunjabi says:

    Everything in this world of God end up with penis and vagina.

  40. Shyam says:

    Haha, this is like what America has been doing to numerous countries all the time – “bombing for peace”.

  41. 1323 says:

    i’m concerned about these vaginal squatters.

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