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Trending now: Mormon ‘magic underwear’ porn

Trending now: Mormon ‘magic underwear’ porn

I REALLY don’t know who’s more shocked over a weird new development in the world of porn, me or the apostles of the Church of Latter Day Saints.

My shock, though, was tempered with mirth. I actually burst out laughing in the bar last night when Sensations barman, Sammy Kruz, asked me whether I – as someone who keeps an eagle eye on all things to do with religion – was aware of that people are getting off on watching Mormon missionary boys buffing their bananas in their “magic underwear”.

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My reply:

You have got to be joking!

His response was to pull up a video on his smartphone to prove his point – and I sprayed a mouthful of Soberano across the bar counter.

Today, I learned that this new genre is indeed rapidly gaining ground. Joseph Smith must be spinning in his grave.

To the more prurient of my visitors, I sincerely apologise for this post, but honestly, I simply could not resist the temptation.

Hat tip: Sammy Kruz

17 responses to “Trending now: Mormon ‘magic underwear’ porn”

  1. Matt Westwood says:

    Wankers.

  2. Matt Westwood says:

    I’d love to spend the rest of the afternoon contributing further to this thread, but I think it’s someone else’s turn to trot out the obligatory jokes about being unfairly critical of high churchmen, applying percussive attention to animal products, and so on.

  3. Angela_K says:

    The hypocrisy of the religious again. I read somewhere that the bible belt southern states watch more on-line porn than less religious states.

  4. Broga says:

    Angela_K: The same states are enthusiasts for wife and child beating. But perhaps that isn’t so much hypocrisy as following the dictates of their bible.

  5. barriejohn says:

    And this:

    http://youtu.be/dGN8ZfrNFLg

    How does one become a Mormon?

  6. Barry Duke says:

    Thanks for the reminder. I have been noticing that pics on early links like these have mysteriously disappeared, and I am having to trawl through hundreds of old posts to re-illustrate them ahead of the launch of the new site, which hopefully will happen before the end of the month.

  7. barriejohn says:

    The trials of editorship, Barry; I knew them well.

    It’s disappointing when viewing old posts to note how many commenters seem to have disappeared now (though they might have all changed their nicknames, I suppose!). Buffy was one whose comments were always apposite; where are you?

  8. Cliff Knoetz says:

    Is that a piece of the one true cross in your pocket, or have you just got wood?

  9. AgentCormac says:

    I would like to heartily recommend that you visit Cliff Knoetz’s ‘Say:”Ontology!”’ site by clicking on his name in the post above this. Very funny! Here’s a quote from the ‘Testimonials’ section:

    When I came to Say:”Ontology!” I know now that I was nothing, I was pure scum and no mistake, but now I’ve given every penny I had up to Say:”Ontology!” and gained so much non-material wealth in return I now know that I am the ******* greatest and no mistake, I’m nothing but pure PURE, and it doesn’t get much purer than that. Thank you, F. Cliff.
    ~ Tom Cheeseman, Level Seven Opaque

    LMAO!

  10. Michael says:

    Matt Stone and Trey Parker..Eat your Hearts out

  11. Robster says:

    I wonder if, when something magical happens, if it will go “poof”?

  12. Peter Hearty says:

    Don’t Sikhs have magic underwear too? Can we expect to see them trending soon? What about a Sikh & Mormon double act?

  13. andym says:

    I can’t see Great Uncle Indajit being too keen.

  14. Peter Hearty says:

    Great Uncle Indarjit has to think of his status as the UK’s No. 1 Sikh and Baron Wimbledon. I’m sure younger Sikhs would be much more open to attending a magic underwear party with their Mormon friends.

  15. George Boyd says:

    whats wrong with a new hot what you dont see could be sexier even