World cup boots a ‘gay abomination’
FOLLOWING a report that footballers like Italy’s Mario Balotelli would all be wearing different brightly-coloured boots on either foot at the World Cup finals in Brazil, a bonkers Russian Orthodox priest has made a right horse’s arse of himself by claiming the boots are an ”abomination” designed to promote homosexuality.
Writing in his column on Russian People’s Line, the deranged Alexander Shumsky claimed that players are promoting a “gay rainbow” by wearing green, pink, yellow and blue shoes.
Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra. The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I’m sure of it.
Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination
Russia exited the competition in the group stages, failing to win any of their three matches.
The priest also criticised the “unthinkable” hairstyles of some of the players in the tournament.
The Puma ‘Tricks’ boots which have so upset the deranged priest, are designed, according to the company, to represent:
The unshakable confidence of players who wear them, and evoke their potential to do the unbelievable.
I have to be honest, the first time I saw the boots, I thought the Puma guy was mad. But when I realised he wasn’t, I was already excited.
Hat tip: Angela K and BarrieJohn