Lattes laced with ‘sodomite semen’ says mad NY pastor
Lunatic Harlem hate preacher James David Manning has sounded a warning that Starbucks was a ‘Ground Zero’ for Ebola because it was using ‘the semen of sodomites’ to flavour its coffee.
Manning, in this hysterical Manning Report posted yesterday on YouTube, referred to a report first published on the satirical site Huzlers, saying it was clearly true that the chain has been using semen to flavour its lattes, and that “his suspicious” was that it comes from “sodomites”. And he lamented the fact that mainstream media had covered this shocking news.
Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. The thing that I was not aware of is that … what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.
It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.
According to this report, his remarks sparked a protest in which gay rights advocates handed out free Starbucks coffee outside his church. Manning complained:
They had a big bucket of Starbucks coffee. They said that this church is a hate church, and that I’m a hate preacher.
The madman ended his rant by predicting that, in “not too many days, public sodomites” will no longer be seen in Harlem be seen in Harlem that Starbucks will close for “perverting human sexuality”.
It is reported here that “the poor quality of the Huzler” report, published on October 18:
Might tip one off to the fact that Huzlers is not a genuine news outlet but rather a fake news site. Previous Huzlers hoaxes included Justin Bieber’s coming out as bisexual and claims that the 2014 Super Bowl was rigged.
The Huzlers site displays a disclaimer on its pages noting that ‘Huzlers.com is a combination of real shocking news and satire news to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief’.
Another example of homophobic lunacy comes from St Petersburg in Russia where a giant interactive iPhone memorial that commemorated the death of Apple founder Steve Jobs was torn down after the company’s current CEO, Tim Cook, came out as gay.
It is reported here that the company which originally funded the memorial, ZEFS, decided to tear it down.
The six-foot tall memorial was erected in 2013 to celebrate Steve Jobs’ life. It featured a large screen that showcased moments from Jobs’ life, as well as scrolling quotations from his speeches and a QR code on the back that would take people who scanned it to a website.
In a press release sent to Russian media outlets, ZEFS chairman Maxim Dolgopolov explained that the memorial was torn down for two reasons: Tim Cook coming out as gay and Edward Snowden’s revelations about NSA spying. (Snowden’s documents suggest Apple products were used by the NSA to conduct surveillance.)
He didn’t rule out reinstalling the memorial, however, but said that it would only return if it could be modified to instruct Russian citizens to use products from companies other than Apple.
Homophobia is rife in Russia, and many LGBT people living in the country have been subjected to harassment and violence.
Hat tip: Ivan Bailey (Starbucks) and M Dolon Hickmon (Apple)