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Lattes laced with ‘sodomite semen’ says mad NY pastor

Lattes laced with ‘sodomite semen’ says mad NY pastor

Lunatic Harlem hate preacher James David Manning has sounded a warning that Starbucks was a ‘Ground Zero’ for Ebola because it was using ‘the semen of sodomites’ to flavour its coffee.

Manning, in this hysterical Manning Report posted yesterday on YouTube, referred to a report first published on the satirical site Huzlers, saying it was clearly true that the chain has been using semen to flavour its lattes, and that “his suspicious” was that it comes from “sodomites”. And he lamented the fact that mainstream media had covered this shocking news.

Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. The thing that I was not aware of is that … what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.

It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.

According to this report, his remarks sparked a protest in which gay rights advocates handed out free Starbucks coffee outside his church. Manning complained:

They had a big bucket of Starbucks coffee. They said that this church is a hate church, and that I’m a hate preacher.

The madman ended his rant by predicting that, in “not too many days, public sodomites” will no longer be seen in Harlem be seen in Harlem that Starbucks will close for “perverting human sexuality”.

It is reported here that “the poor quality of the Huzler” report, published on October 18:

Might tip one off to the fact that Huzlers is not a genuine news outlet but rather a fake news site. Previous Huzlers hoaxes included Justin Bieber’s coming out as bisexual and claims that the 2014 Super Bowl was rigged.
 
The Huzlers site displays a disclaimer on its pages noting that ‘Huzlers.com is a combination of real shocking news and satire news to keep its visitors in a state of disbelief’.

Another example of homophobic lunacy comes from St Petersburg in Russia where a giant interactive iPhone memorial that commemorated the death of Apple founder Steve Jobs was torn down after the company’s current CEO, Tim Cook, came out as gay.

It is reported here that the company which originally funded the memorial, ZEFS, decided to tear it down.
steve-jobs-memorial-in-russia

The six-foot tall memorial was erected in 2013 to celebrate Steve Jobs’ life. It featured a large screen that showcased moments from Jobs’ life, as well as scrolling quotations from his speeches and a QR code on the back that would take people who scanned it to a website.

In a press release sent to Russian media outlets, ZEFS chairman Maxim Dolgopolov explained that the memorial was torn down for two reasons: Tim Cook coming out as gay and Edward Snowden’s revelations about NSA spying. (Snowden’s documents suggest Apple products were used by the NSA to conduct surveillance.)

He didn’t rule out reinstalling the memorial, however, but said that it would only return if it could be modified to instruct Russian citizens to use products from companies other than Apple.

Homophobia is rife in Russia, and many LGBT people living in the country have been subjected to harassment and violence.

Hat tip: Ivan Bailey (Starbucks) and M Dolon Hickmon (Apple)

17 responses to “Lattes laced with ‘sodomite semen’ says mad NY pastor”

  1. barriejohn says:

    If Starbucks really were lacing their lattes with semen their shops would most likely be packed with gays!

    There’s a slighly different slant on the Russian story here:

    http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/11/steve-jobs-memorial-torn-down-after-tim-cook-comes-out/382319/

    Comment: “McDonald’s does not cause sodomy, but it has been known to cause diarrhea, which is probably worse.”

  2. L.Long says:

    Bet you this insane Ahole is a rePUKEian!!!!
    And probably not only voted but told his sheeple to do the same.

  3. barriejohn says:

    Nice to see that he goes for the Middle Passage. (You can read all about that on his website.) I hope the sign shown in the following hasn’t been photoshopped, as you can never be sure!

    http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2014/03/orly_taitz_james_david_manning.php

  4. Newspaniard says:

    Didn’t we all agree, the other day that Putin was probably a repressed gay?

  5. Angela_K says:

    Another fruitcake who uses his bible to condemn Gays but ignores the bits of this book that condemns his race.

  6. Paul Cook says:

    First Burger King, now Starbucks.
    Will Battenburg cake be his next target? It looks pretty ‘gay’.

  7. Trevor Blake says:

    “they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.”

    Suggesting he would be more accepting of female semen?

  8. John says:

    Many of us in the UK have been boycotting Starbucks for some time as they have a record of paying virtually no taxes – meaning that all us ordinary “little” people end up paying more tax instead.
    I believe Starbucks also operates in areas of occupied Palestine and therefore are a legitimate target for boycott, divestment and sanctions.
    This idiotic ignoramus has been completely taken in by a prankster site.
    No surprise, really, as he obviously lacks any decent intelligence.
    Yet another part of the ongoing saga of religion dumbing down America.

  9. Broga says:

    Pastor Manning provides his flock with the “absolute truth” as follows”

    “It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

    I think he needs to provide more details: How much semen is needed for each cup of coffee? Does the semen still have its effect if you have had a vasectomy? Does semen from hetero sexuals work just as well? Is the taste affected by the age or race on the donors? Suppose the semen donor has VD; is there a health risk? Could the coffee be improved using one’s own semen or does it have to be from others? And where do they get these presumably large quantities of semen from?

    They could also have tasting sessions similar to wine tasting with experts evaluating the semen.

    I think the pastor needs to come back to this subject and offer much more guidance.

  10. TrickyDicky says:

    And they use bulls milk in the lattes as well

  11. Jeffrey Jones says:

    John says: “I believe Starbucks also operates in areas of occupied Palestine and therefore are a legitimate target for boycott, divestment and sanctions.”

    Well, John, in my book that means that I will definitely support Starbucks. Anyway, there is no “Palestine” so I don’t see what the gripe is.

  12. L.Long says:

    He gives Starbucks too much credit. I doubt they would have thought to add protein to their coffee.

  13. Paul Cook says:

    Hold on Starbucks has coffee??
    Since when?

  14. Adrian says:

    had *not* covered

  15. W. Corvi says:

    So, how does HE know that eating semen “makes you thinks you’re having a good time”?

  16. Bela says:

    More to the point; how does HE know what semen tastes like?

  17. El_Presidente says:

    Now, if the gateway sign behind the pastor had said “Back Passage”, then I really would have spit my Starbucks all over my keyboard. Take whatever level of euphemism you like from that.