Meet Abu & Junaid: Oz’s ‘Jinn-Busters’
Jinns, demons, devils and other ne’er-do-well spirits are on the hit-list of barmy Islamic exorcist Abu Hamza and his zitty sidekick Junaid Thorne.
It’s not known when precisely these two clowns will swing into action to “spiritually cleanse” Australia, but in a video posted last week Hamza promised it would be soon, and warned followers to be wary of “magicians”.
Hamza’s JinnBuster Facebook page today lists 21 signs of Jinnic activities. These include:
• A wife hating her husband upon seeing his face. In this type of magic, when a wife looks at her husband she feels angry and thus they both live a miserable life.
• Making one hate religion, and the holy book and the creator.
• The brain does not work properly.
Other symptoms include headaches, toothache, breathing difficulties, throat infections, deafness, blindness, memory loss etc.
Hamza also has a warning for his Muslim brothers about … fish. Or to be more precise, fish symbols attached to cars:
Dear brothers and sister when buying a car from a person or a dealer or auction make sure you look around the car and if you see the symbol of a fish on it remove it as it represent the christian religion.
And, to make his point, he posted this photo montage:
Oh, well done, you, for spotting his mistake.
As for Thorne – full name Ustadh Mohammed Junaid Thorne – he describes himself on Facebook as a “sheikh”.
But his dear old mum insists:
He’s normal everyday kid …
What possessed her to say that was the spot of bother young Junaid and his brother Shayden got into last year when they visited Saudi Arabia.
Shayden got busted for allegedly having something on his laptop that the Saudis disapproved of (Gay porn? Women drivers?) and was locked up. Junaid was also jailed, or went into hiding, depending what reports you read.
Mama desperately wanted her sons back in safely in Australia and the media enthusiastically helped in a campaign to have them returned. The Saudis then kicked them out.
And how did the “sheikh” express his gratitude? By screaming “Islamophobia” over a series of raids carried out against terror suspects earlier this year. According to Your Daily Muslim:
Thorne took to Facebook to blast the raids: ‘Once again, we wake up to the sad news of our innocent Muslim brothers being arrested by the Australian authorities, their families being terrorized, their houses being raided, their freedoms being confiscated, their rights abused …
We moved from the Arab countries back to the West, lured by the fake impression of freedom, deceived by the false image and propaganda they promote about human rights and individual freedom, only to get surprised that these countries are now becoming worse than most Arab countries back in the medieval days.
In this report, Thorne is quoted as saying:
Patience has limits. Don’t test the Muslims’ tolerance. Stop picking on Muslims before it’s too late!!
Hat tip: BarrieJohn