At last – the space age prayer mat!
THE sadistic lunatic who decided that Muslims must pray five times a day must have known that the contortions involved would cause all manner of physical problems. Knees are particularly vulnerable:
Well, now there is a solution. Hop across to Timez5, and you will find a state-of-the-art piece of kit that will allow you to accommodate your nonsensical beliefs in safety and comfort for a mere $360 for the luxury version, or $300 for the lighter version. Here are some testimonials:
Of course, a much more effective solution exists: atheism! It makes no unreasonable demands on your body, vastly improves your mental health, and makes you a much happier and well-adjusted member of society – and it comes completely FREE OF CHARGE!
Hat tip: Trevor Blake