‘Save our county from God’s coming wrath’
Blount County, Tennessee, commissioner Karen Miller, above, is hoping that fellow lawmakers will this week approve a resolution asking God not to destroy them over same-sex marriage.
Miller, according to this report, authored Resolution No 15-10-006 after the Supreme Court brought marriage equality to all 50 states, and after former Tea Party congressman Michele Bachmann (and a great many others) claimed that God might destroy America over same-sex marriage.
The “resolution condemning judicial tyranny and petitioning God’s mercy” officially pleads with God on behalf of the county not to destroy the county.
It reads in part:
WE adopt this Resolution before God that He pass us by in His Coming Wrath and not destroy our County as He did Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighboring cities.
As the Passover Lamb was a means of salvation to the ancient Children of Israel, so we stand upon the safety of the Lamb of God to save us.
WE adopt this Resolution begging His favor in light of the fact that we have been forced to comply and recognize that the State of Tennessee, like so many other God-fearing States, MAY have fallen prey to a lawless judiciary in legalizing what God and the Bible expressly forbids.
Meanwhile, it is reported here that snack food giant Frito-Lay has incurred the wrath of Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee by releasing limited edition rainbow-coloured Doritos in support of the LGBT anti-bullying It Gets Better Project.
Huckabee now wants Christians to boycott “all snacks” made by the company.
The rainbow Doritos have also infuriated another Mike, but for very different reasons.
Mike Adams, “the Health Ranger” on the Eco Liberty site, insists that the Doritos initiative will only serve to make fat lesbians fatter, pointing out that it was launched in an era:
When lesbians have far higher rates of obesity than heterosexual women. If you’re already obese and you keep eating genetically modified Doritos laced with MSG, it doesn’t get better… it gets WORSE.
Think about the utter insanity of this entire contrived campaign: Gays and lesbians are supposed to rush out and buy these artificial colored GMO Doritos for $10 a bag as some sort of ‘show of support’ for the LGBT community? Really? The same community that’s already suffering from high rates of obesity?
So after suffering verbal abuse from gay-haters, the LGBT community is now directly promoting CHEMICAL abuse of their own members? All while promoting the profit interests of Frito-Lay and Monsanto, two corporation that utterly lack ethics of any kind?
He ends with a note to Frito-Lay:
Gay people are not stupid. They actually tend to know more about nutrition than straight people.
As a result, the only people who are going to eat rainbow-colored Doritos aren’t gay people, but stupid people who don’t know anything about nutrition. No self-respecting gay person that I know would dare be caught dead with his hand in a bag of Doritos. If I see someone eating a bag of rainbow-colored Doritos, I’m not going to think to myself, ‘That person’s gay’. Nope, I’m going to think, Wow, that person’s an idiot.
Confession: Last night, while watching an “abhorrent, left-wing, humanistic and atheistic” movie entitled God Bless America, I scoffed two bags of regular Doritos. Oh, the shame!
Hat tip: Angela K and BarrieJohn (Doritos report).