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Trump supporters are ‘afraid for their lives’ says televangelist

Trump supporters are ‘afraid for their lives’ says televangelist

Just the other day, the Almighty took some time off from running the universe to speak to televangelist and former jailbird Jim Bakker about polls that show Donald Trump trailing Hillary Clinton in the race for the US presidency.

In this video, posted on YouTube yesterday, Bakker – once described by Baptist preacher Jerry Falwell as a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history” – tells of how his chinwag with God went.

I said, ‘God, what’s going on? It looks like Trump’s not gonna make it the way it’s going.’ And do you want to know what God said to me? He said, ‘You know, the polls could be wrong’.

Bakker reported that God told him that Trump voters live in fear of anti-Trump “hatemongers” and as a result are reluctant to express their support for the GOP presidential nominee to pollsters.

He [God] said, ‘The people are in fear in this country, the church is in fear’ and he said, ‘They’re afraid to even say that they’re voting for Trump. They don’t want to tell anybody. They’re afraid’.

Donald Trump fans are afraid to say they’re on his side because they are in fear of the hatemongers, they’re afraid for their lives.

19 responses to “Trump supporters are ‘afraid for their lives’ says televangelist”

  1. Broga says:

    Why does God never have a chat with me? I seem to be entirely out of the loop while the Bakker types get lots of meetings with the Almighty.

    I read that Trump is taking statins because of his high cholesterol. The cholesterol is unlikely to do him any harm but the statins will be messing up his body.

  2. Smokey says:

    I love the smell of Christian delusions in the morning.

  3. Broga says:

    Trump weighs 236 lbs. Perhaps that is regarded as normal in the USA. Must be those campaign meals.

  4. Personally, I always preferred Monica to Hillary. She had somewhat more finesse. As for Miss Trump, she is utterly divine. “Build that wall”….no truer words were ever spoken. Let us also fervently hope that Miss Trump does not go the way of poor old Hillary and end up spread-eagled on the sidewalk expiring from pneumonia. Poor cow.

  5. AgentCormac says:

    Hearing voices. It’s a sign of madness.

  6. I have been led to believe that Monica weighed 236 lbs after going down on Bill for 236 minutes. Can this possibly be true? These days, anything is possible. Let us hope that her dress was not damaged during the procedure.

  7. andym says:

    “Trump weighs 236 lbs. Perhaps that is regarded as normal in the USA. Must be those campaign meals.”

    Interesting. If he is, as widely reported, 6’2″ tall that puts his BMI at obese rather than “a little overweight.” Lies from the Trump camp! My world has been turned upside-down.

  8. Miss Bakkar looks alarmingly similar to that bloke who used to host the Old Grey Whistle Test–Bob, or whatever he was called. The old tw@t once dared to insult and denigrate The New York Dolls. Can he ever be forgiven for such a calumny? No, he cannot.

  9. Paul says:

    So how does this square with the constant message that gawd gave us free will, if gawd is now telling them how to vote?

  10. Jesus wants you all to vote for Donald. The Prophet does not. It is up to you, readers. Use your vote wisely.

  11. SallyinMI says:

    If Trump had a clue about Jesus and God, he would not be the egotistical, greedy liar he is. No way would Jesus have a thing to do with him or his delusional family. Bakker became irrelevant years ago, just another Grifter for Christ.
    But hey, Jesus and his peaceful teachings do have some followers. We will be voting for Democrats.

  12. laurensd1 says:

    Bakker should come back to Minnesota and marry Michele (with one “l”) Bachmann. Marcus Bachmann got so busy praying the gay away, he vanished.
    God says so.

  13. L.Long says:

    I don’t hate trump! I think he is a perfect mirror reflect the rePUKEian stance on everything. Listening to trump and saying I’m voting rePUKEian is the same thing as saying I crazy stoopid and I love it!!!

  14. John the Drunkard says:

    That neither Bakker nor Trump has been struck by lightning is enough proof of the non-existence of god for anyone to be convinced.

  15. barriejohn says:

    Though there may be doubts about many, Bakker is DEFINITELY mentally ill. He sells food – and port-a-loos!

    https://youtu.be/q222J0PmGy4

    The apocalypse is nigh. Have you thought about what you’re gonna do with your doo-doo? Pastor Jim Bakker’s emergency buckets aren’t just full of survival food – they also double as a port-a-john!

  16. barriejohn says:

    And who can ever forget the amazing Tammy Faye?

    https://youtu.be/we18_hqy5O8

    Praise the Lord!

  17. 1859 says:

    Wait a sec guys! This can only mean one thing – GOD IS A REPUBLICAN! Holy fuck! The logic of which forces me to the unpleasant conclusion that therefore the US Democrats are CONTROLLED BY THE DEMON HIMSELF! Now all is clear. I’m blown away! American politics is SO easy!

  18. Cali Ron says:

    barriejohn : “-Praise the Lord! “And pass the kleenex. That woman could turn on the water works at the drop of a bible.

    1859: God is yuuuge on the Donald, after all, Donald is one of the only humans with an ego to match god’s.