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Christians lay hands on Trump to ward off a ‘satanic attack’

Christians lay hands on Trump to ward off a ‘satanic attack’

At one of his creepiest appearances to date, Donald Trump allowed himself to be pawed this week by a clot of dimwitted evangelicals in Cleveland, Ohio, as a protective measure against demonic attacks.

Speaking at the Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference held at his church in Cleveland, Rev Darrell Scott,  CEO of the National Diversity Coalition for Trump, revealed that a “nationally known” preacher had warned Trump prior to the launch of his presidential campaign that:

If you choose to run for president, there’s going to be a concentrated Satanic attack against you.

Scott added:

There’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers, that are going to war against you on a level that you’ve never seen before and I’m watching it every day.

Then Scott, his wife, Belinda, and others including Trump’s vice presidential running mate Mike Pence and campaign surrogates Ben Carson, Michael Cohen and Omarosa Manigault joined in the laying on of hands to ward off the alleged attack.

Said Belinda Scott:

We need someone that will honour our beliefs and our faith and our feelings and I really know for a fact that Mr Donald J Trump would do that. He’s a family man, he’s a business man, he’s got tremendous stamina, I don’t know anybody that could get up on a plane and do all this stuff … I appreciate this man.

Father we thank you in the name of Jesus for raising up a man for such a time as this. God we ask you right now that your choice is this choice. We believe Lord God that you ordain things. You said all authority is of you. Now God I ask that you would touch this man, Donald J Trump, give him the anointing to lead this nation.

The imbecile babbled on:

We thank you God that as a room full of clergy, a room full of leaders, a room full of business owners, mothers, fathers, wives, we ask for help and we ask you God to let that help be in the form of the next president Mr Donald J Trump. We ask you God to bless him, keep him safe, give him the wisdom and the strength to lead this nation, in Jesus name.

Televangelist Frank Amedia, who leads Touch Heaven Ministries in Ohio and is described in Time as Trump’s new “liaison for Christian policy,” then led the audience into what he called the “Jericho shout”.

We wanna tear the walls down of division in the country and the walls that have built themselves up to oppose a man that God has called to bring us to a new place. We are on a journey together and it is a movement even as Mr Trump says but this movement is also a kingdom movement that we know God has released.

In a Monday conference call hosted by “respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs, well-known evangelical Christian, political activist and founder of Wall Builders David Barton urged Christians who were on the fence about voting for Trump to stop making excuses.

He said he is confident Trump is God’s choice for President because of the record number of Christians who voted for him in the Republican primaries.

Hat tip: Trevor Blake

38 responses to “Christians lay hands on Trump to ward off a ‘satanic attack’”

  1. Broga says:

    If Trump is elected President than it is game over for the USA. The country will descend into a morass of ridicule, contempt and amusement from other countries. The policies of Trump – i.e. fantasies and megalomania – will wreck the country. Trump, espousing religious stupidity, may well cause global havoc. The man is a self serving, hypocritical shyster.

  2. Peter Sykes says:

    Well that’s garenteed to work..

  3. Spot says:

    Peter Sykes … Please turn on your spell checker function. You are making us look stupid.

    The good ol’ US of A is going down the toilet. Even putting Trump up as a candidate exposes the stupidity of Americans and its political system. If he wins then it only means the flush is the full flush as opposed to the economy flush.

  4. David Anderson says:

    Yuck, people actually touched this arsehole.

  5. Stuart H. says:

    These chumps should take a long, hard look in a mirror before they witter on about evil.

    But if there was any truth in their fairy tales, I suppose they wouldn’t have reflections anyway ….

  6. barriejohn says:

    Is Donald Trump really in favour of “tearing down walls”? Shome mishtake, shurely!

  7. Daz says:

    “We are on a journey together and it is a movement even as Mr Trump says but this movement is also a kingdom movement that we know God has released.”

    I totally agree. It is a movement of deity-sized proportion.

  8. SallyinMI says:

    So the man who cheated repeatedly on at least two of his three wives, left the raising of his kids to the divorced wives, cheated his contractors out of their money, bankrupted casinos, borrows from Russia and China and sends all his jobs over there (except for the immigrants building his shrines and serving his meals,) lies about everything, and hasn’t set foot in regular Sunday services for decades, is the ONE chosen by God? Um, don’t think so, folks. But please proceed. Your hypocrisy is almost amusing.

  9. barriejohn says:

    Daz: I thought you were going to link to the following.

    http://www.dreamyoga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Polished-Turd.jpg

    Nicely polished too, just like them!

  10. Daz says:

    barriejohn

    Somehow it doesn’t seem right that that pic is in a folder named “uploads”…

  11. AgentCormac says:

    In amongst that mêlée of god-bothering idiots are woman and Afro-Americans. Heck, there’s at least one black female – double whammy! Have any of these people actually listened to what the racist, mysogynist twat that is Donald Trump has said about women and minorities?
    http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/entertainment/people/donald-trump-quotes-57213

  12. L.Long says:

    Well Sally the cheating thing does not count as JESUS fulfilled the OT so those old laws don’t really count anymore, unless you are gay!!!! Oh! Wait! Didn’t JESUS his-self say NO DIVORCES ALLOWED!!!!!
    But then JESUS said its OK to beat slaves and marry as many as you like, and don’t strive for anything, so what JESUS says may not be worth listening to anyway!

  13. Leonard Ostrander says:

    Let’s not forget Jesus, the greatest of all fictional racist, misogynist twats who, according to ancient legend and hearsay, said,
    “Now where are my enemies who didn’t want me to be king? Bring them here and kill them before me.” Luke 19:27)
    And so we can imagine the rise of the christian dominionist theonomy under a newly elected, President Donald Abu Trump al Bigdaddy.

  14. Broga says:

    @Peter Sykes : That is encouraging. But a fuckwit voting for Trump has one vote as have any of these scientists.

  15. Angela_K says:

    What Trump and his Bible bashing, gun toting, Gay hating morons fear most is an attack of logic, reason, equality and fairness.

    If the USA elects Trump, that will add to that fat prat in north Korea, Putin and the millions of muslims who want to destroy us all.

  16. Better to have Trump in power than Obumba or Klinton. The latter two truly are Demons, Principalities and Powers. Time to “build that wall”, Mr Trump! All true American patriots will vote for you. The flag-burners and haters of America will vote for Hillary. It’s as simple as that.

  17. AgentCormac says:

    @MFR
    ‘The flag-burners and haters of America will vote for Hillary. It’s as simple as that.’
    Hahahah….Erm, actually, was that comment posted with the irony button accidentally turned off? Or…? Or…? I dread to think.

  18. Milo Yiannopoulos admires Mr Trump and urges all Americans to vote for him. When encountering such innate and heartfelt wisdom, one can merely proffer one’s assent. I know other readers will agree.

  19. Pixwizards (previous Ramichael) says:

    Please Barry look whats going on in the 21st century in the the center of Europe – in Poland: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/18/thousands-protest-against-proposed-stricter-abortion-law-in-poland

  20. RussellW says:

    You’re all such cynics, the Prince of Darkness and His minions were obviously unsuccessfull, so the laying on of hands worked. Or perhaps they were already working for the Lord of The Left Hand Path, many Christians do.

    David Anderson,
    Was that a typo?

  21. Robster says:

    The fact that the Donald’s in the running would suggest that if there is a god fairy, it’s not in their side.

  22. DOM says:

    Barry Allen. Fix this! Now!

  23. barriejohn says:

    DOM: Trump has the Incredible Hulk on his side (Lou Ferrigno – they obviously have a lot in common, both finding it difficult to avoid bursting out of their shirts all the time), so that should prove an interesting fight. Ted Cruz has also endorsed Trump at last. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    I see that he has also the full backing of Kim Kardashian, Mike Tyson, Duck Dynasty’s Willie Robertson and Martin Shkreli (look him up if you don’t know!). What can one say?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli

    Martin Shkreli: Rank Hitlerism

  24. Paul says:

    What is quite telling in the photograph is the absolute concentration of these people and no doubt their fervent belief that they are actually speaking to a non existent sky fairy to help. What is even more telling is that if they were truthful they would need to admit they spoke to no one, felt nothing, channelled nothing, and actually realised that, in fact, nothing at all happened except they made themselves look utterly infantile.

  25. Jobrag says:

    Miss Floribunda
    Poe’s law wins again.

  26. Spot says:

    Tonlard Dump is a real and present threat. That he was even considered as a serious political candidate in the first place betrays the stupidity of the American political system. The USA is a joke country now. The Chinese, North Koreans, Iranians, Russians are laughing at the irreversible and accelerating descent of a once great global power. Game over for the American Dream.

  27. Newspaniard says:

    @Miss Floribunda Rose. Thanks for providing a little balance to these comments. The way some writers are banging on, you would think that the Democrat candidate was heading for sainthood. I believe that it it is a choice between 2 equally bad individuals. Where Obama got in because of the colour of his skin, Clinton may win, purely on her sex. I see that there are loads of independents, quite a few registered in all 50 states. Surely and honest person could be found among them to break this terrible cycle?

  28. Lucy says:

    @newspaniard
    Equally bad? Really? I do agree that this site should not assume political homogeneity though.

    I have to take issue with your remark that Obama won because of his skin colour. When you look at the current state of race relations In the US, surely he won despite it…

  29. barriejohn says:

    Someone else doesn’t get irony. BTW, “Miss Floribunda”, the link to your blog is broken!

    http://rosarubicondior.blogspot.co.uk/

  30. @ JOBRAG. Never more, quoth the raven. Is that Poe’s law? Also, may I confess that I used to really get the hots whenever I espied the delightful Vincent Price as Roderick Usher in the film version of The Fall of the House of Usher? My girlhood was sorely troubled by this. Now, in my womanhood, I tend to focus on the mesmerising Trump. Is this a crime? If not, it should be.

  31. barriejohn says:

    “She’s got the madness”!

    It’s the abominable Dr Phibes for me, and that wonderful band:

    https://reelgingermoviefan.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/phibes2.jpg

  32. Daz says:

    Clearly some commenters are completely lacking in Culture. There is only one adaptation of The Raven worthy of note. Ahem.

  33. barriejohn says:

    Daz: Classic.

    Sorry for linking to the Mail again, but this story (which seems to be reliable) shows just how gullible people can be:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

    Is there any hope for the human race?

  34. I wonder if any of these loons “laid hands on” Trump’s knob? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

  35. barriejohn. Are you under the impression that Miss Floribunda Rose is me? Why would I pretend to be someone else and do I LOOK like a Trump admirer?

    Thanks for the link, btw. It gave me a couple of extra hits.

  36. barriejohn says:

    Well – you can understand the confusion, and I would encourage other freethinkers to follow your blog.

    PS I always take Miss Floribunda’s comments with a very large dose of salt. Time for a lie down now!

  37. Peter Sykes says:

    “The fact of the matter is, Jesus doesn’t care who you vote for: He’s dead.” – Tim Ostrander