Another Christian nut says that the rainbow belongs to God

Another Christian nut says that the rainbow belongs to God

A while back I posted a piece about American evangelist Bryan Fischer, who claimed that gays had misappropriated the rainbow and demanded that it be given back to the Almighty.

Well, another lunatic has started parroting him: Linda Harvey, inset above, has suggested that Christians might wrench the rainbow out of the hands of gays by trademarking it.

Harvey, who heads Mission: America, said in an article written for WorldNutDaily that:

The sweet rainbow image has been violated, raped by the deluded and fraudulent, and it now serves too often as a garish signpost for slavery to grave homosexual sin.

It’s clear God did not intend for the rainbow to represent rebellion, iniquity and division. So how did this precious symbol become the banner, with few objections, for human depravity, lust, defiance and heresy?

She went on to suggest that the LGBT movement should adopt a more appropriate banner:

Featuring colours like brown, puce, mauve, gray and black – lots and lots of black. Depressing, uninspiring, empty, leading nowhere. Satan’s banner.


Can we trademark the rainbow? Of course, it’s probably impossible and perhaps even inappropriate.

Hat tip: BarrieJohn

21 responses to “Another Christian nut says that the rainbow belongs to God”

  1. barriejohn says:

    WorldNutDaily. Was that deliberate? It’s very funny!

  2. Barry Duke says:

    Of course it was deliberate, BarrieJohn.

  3. barriejohn says:

    Barry: One can never be 100% sure! It’s a dreadful site. The following is truly beyond parody:

  4. Cali Ron says:

    Barry really cracked that nut!

    “It’s clear God did not intend for the rainbow to represent rebellion, iniquity and division.” Really? How so? Absolutely nothing about god is clear except for the fact that he/she/it doesn’t exist.

    Her word salad of comments is an assault on the English language. So her “sweet rainbow image…” is now a “…garish signpost for slavery to grave homosexual sin.” Did she take writing lessons from Jack Chick?

  5. Peter Sykes says:

    “One day, atheism will disappear as a concept. Instead, there will be normal people AND some weirdo believers.” – Frank Zappa

  6. Angela_K says:

    Somebody needs to whisper in the ear of this fruitcake that Rainbows are a natural phenomenon cased by light splitting – she probably wouldn’t understand though. We’ve seen Harvey on this site before, just look at all the hate in that face.

  7. Spyke says:

    Photoshop a spittle flecked beard on that face and you have a perfectly realistic shreiking bawling islamofacist shitehawk.

    Oh and nothing belongs to god because there is no god. Anywhere. Ever. Never has. Never will.

  8. Italian Scallion says:

    Screw you, you worthless bitch. Your god, the jesus guy and his whore mother are all ficticious. Grow up and see the true light, not some make believe light you claim that comes from the the terrorist god that you love so much.

  9. Italian Scallion says:

    Get it straight tramp. Nothing belongs to your asshole god because he doesn’t exist.

  10. Spyke says:

    I prefer the full spectrum of the electromagnetic spectrum from long infra radio right up to gamma, not just the meagre bandwidth of visible light sensitivity to which was sufficient for survival and therefor selected through evolution…. but of course those who rely upon confected hidebound dogma for their ‘knowledge’ never knew of such things. And today those same people hate the reality that science has revealed including the fact that god is nowhere to be seen in any wavelentgh of radiation.

  11. Si says:

    The frightening thing is, the christians claim the rainbow as a symbol of God’s genocide of human kind.

    It’s essentially a symbol that god thought he’d fucked up with humanity and wanted to start again, by killing nearly all of them.

    Talk about depravity.

  12. L.Long says:

    If their psychotic gawd ,who had a hissy fit and tried killing us all off, wants his symbol of apology back can get off his lazy ass, assuming S/He/IT has one, and claim it back itself!!

  13. Sorry but says:

    Caption Competition
    “And on the third day Jesus rose again and I’m telling you his cock was as big as this microphone and I blew and sucked until he screamed. I deep throated him until he shot his load screaming “Oh god I’m coming”. The fucker really thought he’d gone to heaven.

  14. andym says:

    Three recent articles. Boycotting “gay-friendly” coffee in Indonesia. Blaming “militant” atheists and gays in Australia for people daring to actually state on a census the truth that they have “no religion.” Now this piece of desperation.

    “Running scared” covers all three. In a sense it’s positive that none of them show any introversion about their decline in power-just incoherent wailing. However, as the incoming tide cuts them off, they’re only going to get worse.

  15. andym says:

    Sorry. For introversion read “introspection.”

  16. Sorry but says:

    Cornered rats turn really nasty.

  17. Gui says:

    “Gyrating, Speedo-wearing sado-masochists on rainbow-decorated “pride” floats? Look out for what’s coming, unless you bow before the King of Kings.”

    As always, that couldn’t lack the menace of hell.

    Has anyone of these guys questioned how the fall’s relate is something non-sense?

  18. barriejohn says:

    Gui: I’m no expert, but I’d say that they’re really turned on by it.

    Please forgive me for linking to this character again:

  19. Cali Ron says:

    Peter Sykes : Nice, one of my favorite Zappa quotes!

  20. CoastalMaineBird says:

    If you look at the end of the rainbow, it says:
    “(c) Copyright 4004 BC, Yahweh industries”