Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?
Do you know who Trisha Kay Paytas is? If you do, you’re one up on me, as I’d never heard of the busty blonde until a Freethinker reader messaged me today with a link and the words ‘you’re gonna LOVE this video’.
So I clicked on the YouTube link to “I Love You Jesus” and within the first 30 seconds lost the will to live. Bet you will too after watching Paytas, a “devout Roman Catholic” doing her “first Christian pop song”.
Her video, posted three days ago and available iTunes, has already had more than 404,000 views and 20,000 likes.
If this is what the world’s coming to will someone please check me into the Dignitas Clinic.
Best comment on YouTube:
Wtf is this Oompa loompa doing? She ate the entire chocolate factory and now singing about some mythical character? She’s very hard to look at. If Snooki and an oompa loompa had a baby, this would be the hideous blob they give birth too.
I wonder why she’s not wearing a crucifix.
Hat tip: Marcus