Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?

Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?

Do you know who Trisha Kay Paytas is? If you do, you’re one up on me, as I’d never heard of the busty blonde until a Freethinker reader messaged me today with a link and the words ‘you’re gonna LOVE this video’.

So I clicked on the YouTube link to “I Love You Jesus” and within the first 30 seconds lost the will to live. Bet you will too after watching Paytas, a “devout Roman Catholic” doing her “first Christian pop song”.

Her video, posted three days ago and available iTunes, has already had more than 404,000 views and 20,000 likes.

If this is what the world’s coming to will someone please check me into the Dignitas Clinic.

Best comment on YouTube:

Wtf is this Oompa loompa doing? She ate the entire chocolate factory and now singing about some mythical character? She’s very hard to look at. If Snooki and an oompa loompa had a baby, this would be the hideous blob they give birth too.

I wonder why she’s not wearing a crucifix.

Hat tip: Marcus

19 responses to “Jesus Christ! Is this the worst Christian video ever made?”

  1. barriejohn says:

    There’s a lot of “bounce” in her music, isn’t there?

  2. L.Long says:

    The other question is looking at how BS christianity is, how could they ever make a good video!?

  3. Italian Scallion says:

    Who cares about the video? I’ll boff her in a heartbeat.

  4. Daz says:

    Ye bleedin’ gods, that’s awful.

    Have some Rosetta Tharpe.

  5. Q says:

    Big deal. She’s just another huckster trying to make money from something she hopes people will believe she sincerely believes in. You can spot them a mile off.

  6. Q says:

    And if she has a few more facelifts she will have to start shaving.

  7. Broga says:

    Q: But nice teeth. Some serious work has been done on these. Overall all seriously “Yukky” as my granddaughter would say.

  8. Tee says:

    I expect she gets to shout “Oh God O God” fairly regularly, maybe with some vestment lifting priest in the vestry. Well I guess someone could bring themselves to make her shreik “Oh God O God” but I am repulsed by deluded overconfident shamelessly untallented gushy women like this one who has the additional repulsive characteristic of laboured sincerity.

  9. AgentCormac says:

    ‘There was a time I overdosed
    And I was lifted, not by the ambulance [coquettish giggle]
    But by the holy ghost.’


  10. barriejohn says:

    Has anyone noticed any outstanding occurrences since the Rapture “began” a week or so back? Has the earth moved in your locality on any occasion since? Just thought I’d ask. And do you remember this?


  11. H3r3tic says:

    Pretty damn awful, but I was vaccinated against dreary Christian tunes by two years of being forced to listen to Stryper in sixth form.

  12. Laura Roberts says:

    Looks like Joy Turner (“My Name is Earl”) but heavier and without all that sophistication.

  13. Graham Martin-Royle says:

    Oh fuck, that’s bad. No way I can listen to it all.

  14. Brian Jordan says:

    I was lifted, not by the ambulance [coquettish giggle]
    But by the holy ghost.

    Sheer plagiarism – and 2000 years old plagiarism, at that!

  15. Henry Hodges says:

    I loved the comment I saw on Facebook yesterday stating, “She should stick to porn.”. A genuine & heartfelt LOL here in NYC !!!

  16. […] Barry Duke posted this, erm, thing. A music video thingy entitled I Love You Jesus, by a lady named Trisha […]

  17. Cali Ron says:

    I didn’t see a lightning bolt zap her or a hook drag her off stage so more proof there is no God. That or he’s more patient than me.

    Laura : LOL

  18. 1859 says:

    BArry Duke – are you trying to kill me!! I managed about 10 seconds before my head exploded! So early in the morning. What sugar-coated schwaermerie! Yuckie , Yuckie!

  19. John the Drunkard says:

    I loved how the high-school piano chords continued after she stopped pretending to play.