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Pastor’s erection ‘miracle’ denied exposure on SA TV

Pastor’s erection ‘miracle’ denied exposure on SA TV

Incredible Happenings Ministries leader Paseka ‘Mboro’ Motsoeneng, above, claimed to be the victim of censorship after South Africa’s Soweto TV refused to broadcast footage of a man who had his penis ‘miraculously’ raised from the dead.

According to this report, Motsoeneng entered the  couple’s home to deal with the man’s erectile disfunction. The pastor said:

I went there and entered their bedroom and asked them to put their hands on their private parts. After that I prayed for them and the husband immediately regained his erection. I tried to stop them but they told me that they couldn’t stop.

He explained that the man’s wife, Thabisile, had come to his church a while ago:

[She] complained that although she was blessed with three children and recently got a promotion at work, she was sex starved because her husband suffered from erectile dysfunction.

So, accompanied by a film crew, he went to the couple’s house and, through the miracle of prayer, restored the husband’s flagging todger.

The husband was excited that he got an erection back and even offered to pay me.

Thabisile said:

My husband got his erection back and when he [Motsoeneng] came back from outside to call the crew to film our testimony, we were already busy having sex. We just couldn’t wait as it had been long since we had sex. I apologised to the pastor for doing that because that was embarrassing.

Despite the pastor blurring out the copulating couple for his TV show, Soweto TV deemed it too pornographic to show. Motsoeneng is not taking the rejection lying down.

My only concern is that I want the testimony to be aired. I told the camera crew to blur out the couple having sex but it is important that they (the couple) have the right to share their testimony

Soweto TV community liaison manager Jonathan Ramotsei said:

The concern was just around the episode and the series will continue.

Motsoeneng said he is now planning a march on the station to protest against the canning of this episode of his weekly TV show.

12 responses to “Pastor’s erection ‘miracle’ denied exposure on SA TV”

  1. Stuart H. says:

    A cock and bull story if I ever heard one.

  2. L.Long says:

    Ya! Have a couple good looking sex starved women place their hands on my cock and I guarantee it will rise from the dead!!! Prayers not required!

  3. AgentCormac says:

    Call me an old cynic, but I wonder if there were, perhaps, any little blue pills involved in said ‘miracle’?

  4. chrsbol says:

    I take half a blue pill each day. Stops me pissing on mi shoes.

  5. Zatre says:

    Twas a miracle. Sainthood beckons. Phone Frankie the pope fellah right away.

  6. 1859 says:

    The pastor prayed. God looked down from the clouds and did ‘something’ that caused the man’s sad wonker to spring back to life? Yet another story of biblical proportions!

  7. barriejohn says:

    I expect there was stiff opposition for the TV slot.

  8. gedediah says:

    I doubt the evidence will stand up to scrutiny.

  9. barriejohn says:

    Gedediah: I’m thinking hard for a response to that!

  10. andym says:

    I’m sure you’ll rise to the occasion.

  11. 1859 says:

    Seems like the pastor had a soft spot for the man’s wife.

  12. avaggdu says:

    “Stand up, stand up for Jesus!”

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