“Bugger me,” puffed Mohammed, rapidly running out of rod. “I wish I’d brought more Viagra when I took this job testing models down at the Mecca Outdoor Inflatable Male Emporium!” THE winner of our August placard contest is Marcus, who suggested the caption above. He wins a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker. Today, we [...]
THE winner of our July placard contest is Beaner, who suggested the wording pictured left. He shares the first prize of a year’s free subscription to the Freethinker with Tim Wright, who elicted the same number of votes. Tim’s suggestion was: Single white male, 70 years old, no sense of humour, seeking similar. Today, we [...]
Photo: Barry Duke Possessed of the Holy Spirit, joyous Christians, oozing happiness, feel that their mission in life is to spread their delusional bliss among everyone else. This ecstatic individual was spotted in London trying to impart “good news” to the heathen hordes. But what was on his placard? Post your suggestions, and you could [...]


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