WOODY Allen is 74. Gosh, how time marches on. Love him or loathe him, you have to admit that he’s given the world some of the best one-liners ever. Oh, and to my mind, some excellent movies. One of my favourite Allen quotes is: If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t [...]
AN ice cream company banned from using an advert displaying a pregnant nun has vowed to position similar posters in London in time for the Pope’s visit this weekend. Antonio Federici’s advert showed a pregnant nun eating ice cream in a church, together with the strap line “immaculately conceived”. The Advertising Standards Authority has ordered [...]
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Click ONCE on the image and weep … with laughter. See this hysterical Catholic TV video in its context here. (Make sure your sound is enabled.)
GREG Gutfeld, 46, is said to be the funniest man on American TV, but the host of the Fox News late-night program, Red Eye, claims he wasn’t joking when he announced on his blog this week that he planned to open a gay bar adjacent to a giant mosque in New York. Said Gutfield: So, [...]
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IT’S been a day of disappointment. First, for a young Saudi, whose face grew as lugubrious as a camel’s after I patiently explained to him that there was no “magic bullet” – or pump, or cream, or pill – that would lengthen his 11cm penis to the 20cm he so desperately wanted. Then disappointment came [...]
WE’VEÂ just had an email from Brian Gilmore of Ranker.com who wrote: With Easter in full swing, I thought this would make a great weekend post for you guys. Here’s a list of the 20 most ridiculous “Jesus Sightings” of all time. These are absolutely hilarious. Top of the list is “Bacon Jesus”, which we [...]
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The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 
