WE’VE just had an email from Brian Gilmore of Ranker.com who wrote: With Easter in full swing, I thought this would make a great weekend post for you guys. Here’s a list of the 20 most ridiculous “Jesus Sightings” of all time. These are absolutely hilarious. Top of the list is “Bacon Jesus”, which we [...]
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IT’S not only Jesus and Mary who make appearances on unlikely objects, as a report this week from Malaysia indicates. A while back, an image of the Hindu elephant god Ganesha (may peanuts be upon him) manifested itself on a tree adjacent to a Chinese restaurant in Taman Sri Selayang, and began attracting a steady [...]
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FRESH from his appearance on the inside of a Marmite jar, Jesus Christ’s latest cunning stunt was to appear as burnt bacon residue on a frying pan. Yes folks, yet another example of pareidolia – except that in this case the image appears to have been deliberately created by 22-year-old Toby Elles, a bank worker [...]
A MISSHAPEN egg produced by a Texas hen is being hailed as a “miracle” by its bird-brained owners, Pam and Tracy Norrell. The hen’s lumpy offering features what looks to this sceptic like a chicken’s foot – but Pam Norrell insists in this YouTube video that it’s a cross, and that she thinks: God did [...]
NOT only has Ireland acquired a blasphemy law in the last week, it now also possesses a tree stump which allegedly bears a resemblance to She Who Was Once Knocked Up by the Almighty. According to this report, thousands of Irish Catholic eedjits have flocked to a County Limerick church to pray at the stump [...]
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Mary, Mary quite contrary Where does your image show? On tortillas and toast; perhaps the occasional roast – And always with assholes in tow. FORGIVE the terrible doggerel, but this was the first thing that sprang to mind when I learned this morning that another “image” of the Virgin Mary has made an appearance – [...]


The Freethinker was founded in 1881 by GW Foote, an outspoken critic of religion. After the publication of 