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Zealot: ‘Keep Apple chief out of Russia’

Zealot: ‘Keep Apple chief out of Russia’

Vitaly Milonov, a St Petersburg city council member and fanatical follower of the Russian Orthodox Church, wants gay Apple CEO Tim Cook kept out of Russia. Milonov asked: What could he bring us? The Ebola virus, AIDS, gonorrhea?  … Ban him for life. Milonov is known internationally as the author of a citywide ban on […]

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Ebola: here come the homeopaths

Ebola: here come the homeopaths

You would think Ebola would be enough for the people of Liberia and Sierra Leone to deal with. Unrequested visits from homeopaths seem like a cruelly excessive additional burden, but that’s what they’re getting all the same. A website calling itself the National Center for Homeopathy reports homeopathic boots on the ground in “West Africa” […]

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Pastor dies torching a ‘gay’ cereal box

Pastor dies torching a ‘gay’ cereal box

A jackass Christian got into his thick skull that Cheerios are gay fodder. Then he died horribly. Because of the manufacturer’s support of same-sex marriage, Michael Leisner decided to set fire to a cereal box outside General Mills’ Minnesota headquarters in protest. According to this report, it quickly went horribly wrong. After clumsily lighting the […]